6 Folds
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the Slovakian pantheon. Specifically, Derek was the little-known god of overcooked seafood. "C'mon" said Derek. "Don't you think you ought to saute that shrimp another ten minutes? -
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Walk two miles in one of another person's shoes. 11. Bring a third wolf inside yourself. 12. Fistfight the moon. 13. Try to increase or decrease your height by at least ten inches.
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"He died of pneumonia after being thrown into a river in a sack! Thanks for your help!" said Joe. "Glllrghle" she replied, still underwater. She managed to throw the backpack off
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the spider. "I speak English" it said. "I studied at Oxford, in fact" "I feel like I would have heard about a spider attending Oxford" I replied. "Maybe you should watch the news
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of not only hemorrhoids but also cancer, diabetes, the common cold, and fish allergies. "I knew we should have come up with a better name than Preparation H-I-J-K" the drummer said
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and climbed in, as it requested. As it was unplugged it didn't hurt me, but it still seemed content. I found the blender more comfortable than I would expect, and soon fell asleep.
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pulled up towards the volcano, where lava landed on my beautiful hands, burning them badly. At least I still had the medallion, but now I had to figure out how to get down without
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She made me out of fear and sin/with shadow without and fire within/Mom filled me with dark euphoria/And set me deep in Moria/
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never expect her to go: the mouth of an adult human. "Excuse me, ma'am!" Lady Boogers said to a passing businesswoman. "I'm looking for my husband. Can I go inside you mouth?"
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like you could use help returning to reality!" Clippy said. "Write your resume backwards 108 times, and you will return to your world with newfound wisdom!" He started to write,
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Oyster King, a third-party candidate, learned of the Shark Lady's illness, and exploited it in tasteless campaign ads. "Shark Lady is becoming Shark Fin Soup!" they said, and soon
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and turned the light in his bathroom into a blacklight, exposing all the gross stains. There was only one thing for Bob to do: hack hack_matt99@mail.com back. Problem was, he
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Merlin, that Barracuda's smiling at me! Make me even smaller so I can talk to him!" Merlin sighed, and waved his wand. But instead of making him smaller, Arthur was transformed
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the New Apollo colony on Mars's Northern Pole. The Martians had thought Martian Concessions would kill humans. Not only did my grandfather survive, he became much stronger, able to
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It wasn't easy, being the Death of Marriages. People were more upset about me than real death. After all, death was inevitable, divorce was not. Showing up at a wedding was worse
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create lives in her entire universe, and when this Fold ends she will vanish. She points her face towards the sun, letting her petals absorb the heat. She will die soon, she knows.
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The batter swung, and hit the baby into the stands."You hit a baby with a basebal bat" shouted the catcher. "What the hell is the matter with you?!" Luckily, this baby was special.
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The paper wings were a problem. Joe had to deal with all the brooding and depression you'd expect from a dark angel, but with paper wings the ladies just didn't take him seriously.
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The trouble with origami hotels is that they attract origami roaches. The hotel was soon overrun, and the real roaches had to decide how to deal with this infestation. They knew
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When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed into a human being.