Finished Folds (181—200)
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1but the past was the past and now it was time for Jebediah Springfield to protect the sheep from further suffering. It was a wooly challenge, but by shear determination he was able
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2Santorum. It was time to make a clean sweep of the stain Santorum left on the globes. My fundamental strategy was
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2heave. Accordingly, I began to pick up any heavy object and toss it like a medicine ball. Mom worried about my future, but then got me a job at Slate Rock and Gravel Company. I
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1But the collection plate take was always bigger when you could make the cheapskates spontaneously combust. It gave new meaning to Hellfire and Brimstone. The sermons
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3lludium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator, especially when he brought it to Show n Tell. But he always gave a hare raising performance, and the others were all ears. Marvin would
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2someone who always demanded doggie bags. It got so I was waiting up all night for the Monica Lewinsky purses segment on QVC. I would call when she was on, and ask her about
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8The baked bean murders remained unsolved for more than 30 years.
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1talking about business insurance. Which would have been funny except they worked for State Farm. Suddenly the scene changed and he was wearing a bushy moustache in Poland. Wausau?
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5which he pronounced Ubb Four Zero, and had recently purchased the collected works of Snow, including the 18 minute remix of Informer. A licky boom boom down indeed! Yo Diggity.
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0preparing chateaubriand for his three adorable Dachshunds, Fritz, Gritz, and Ritz.
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2one of he Corgis, who ran around the dining hall lacerating aristocrats' ankles.
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4Suddenly Oxana Bayul appeared. She strode toward him with a revolver pointed at his chest. The end for him? But suddenly she dropped the gun and wailed "My Sergei!" Tears poured
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5Cap'n Crunch was pissed. Those uppity Crunchberries had succeeded in removing his name from "their" cereal. Little pink BASTARDS! He'd killed peanut butter Smedley, now he'd crush
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1who were the key to her run for PETA President. Oh how she longed for the shards of flesh hanging from the roof of her mouth after a bowl of Cap'n Crunch. Oh, and fatty bacon and
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2Sea cucumbers cannot take a joke, especially when it implies that they are vegetables. Owing ott he recent BP spill, their DNA had mutated and they now sported sharp fangs and sour
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1Edwin was from Philadelphia and therefore disgusted byt the recent flavored pretzel phenomenon. It was an outrage. Cheese was bad enough, but apple connamon? NO! He decided to kill
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1Gloomy Gus made a fuss whenever his truss filled with pus. He took the bus
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1Ariel felt PR was her calling. With a dash of her pen, problems became features. She often felt that the world would be better off if God had been in PR.
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2Nola charged 2 bits per kiss, with all the money going to Charity. Charity was her pimp. The two had met in Bible College, and it wasn't long before Nola was leaning against a pew,
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3The sandcastle competition was in full swing, and it was no bucket and spade affair. There were sand Batilles, sand Taj Mahals, and even a sand Studio 54 filled with sandlebrities.