Finished Folds (201—220)
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5The besotted couple stared at one as they sipped their champagne. He was about to propose, she about to break up with him. The waiter hovered solicitously, but at the wrong times.
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0scotched my daydram.
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1gristly, but good for stew. The young humans make a lovely repast if you cooked them with a bit of butter and lemon juice. Serrved with a nice salad and a fruity chianti.
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3"Why, its OXO bullion!" said Mother Socrates, as she dabbed alittle behind each of his ears. "Gives a meal man appeal. How else will you get a boyfriend, my son?" Socrates blushed
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2became real, and she plunged into its dark depths, finding herself in a luxurious rabbit warren. "The wages of cine," she cried and shattered Bugs's trophies. The bazooka appeared
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2library of bloody hell. Spatters of blood decorated the spines of the books as the brassican veteran cackled and confessed to the crime. "With the knife, of course."
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4ready for the final blow to kill the cross dresser. But suddenly the air was filled with song . "Supercalafajalistickespeealadojus, Even though the sound of it is something quite
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4my hood. I was the reborn Kit, and I was determiend to take my revenge on the Hoff, who had left my lights on during one of his two week benders. Knight fell, and darkness filled
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0"I want your Mother's brests augmented, and I want them augmented now." Crying, little Ricky set to work, wiping away Desi's spittle, and drawing a fuller busom on Lucy.
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1But Rover would not be deterred. He loved Jesus, and followed Him up to thje Mount on Sermon Day. But he didn't endear himself when he ate all the bread and fishes. The crowd left,
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3to flip the sandwich. Too late. One side was burned black. Another lousy day in Death Valley. Reluctantly, she went back to her lunch standby, and fried an egg on the tarmac.
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2when I slouch class. When the Nun scolds me, I hand her a DR's note. She apologizes, and I tell her, "Don't make it a habit, Bitch." Her name is Sister Bitch but I drop the Sister.
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2the American Spelling Squad swooped in and corrected the fold. There is no I in team, and there is no U in favorite. They confiscated his malt vinegar and replaced it with ketchup.
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2The mackerel were unimpressed. Their school stretched for miles across the ocean. He might shoot six of them, but the other 9 million would chew him till he was plankton sized. Ha!
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3when Olivia and Eliot do that almost getting together thing. The tension is supposed to be all dramatic n stuff, but I just want the detectives go at it on the squadroom floor.
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2pretend to be Tinkerbell with the miniature pink wings. As I strapped them on, pink sparkles began to emanate from my rump, and a wand appeared in my hand. I flew to the castle,
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0the crabs began to throw the filthy socks at me. I felt hosed.
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2my "rub my belly" puppy impression. Instead she kicked me in the ribs. I pressed the button on my Life Alert and the animal cops arrived instantly, and handcuffed the smelly bitch.
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3with his unsolved Rubik's cube. Insults came like rain. "Square!" "Six-color sides!" "Toy blunderer!" He pelted the alien with the cube, hitting him in the blowhole. The alien
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2I popped a Tums and the antacid sobered me up. I flattened out the plane as was soon flying lucid in the sky with diamonds from the heist, at 30,000 feet. Getaway back on track!