Finished Folds (161—180)
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2You lookin' for trouble, Sharpton? Tawana brawl-y? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I am hot tonight! A couple more jokes like that and yiz'll all be soaking your sheets! That's why they call
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5de milo statue's arms right back on the torso. Good news! The signature piece of the garage sale was ready to move. Surprisingly, however, market interest fell when the arms were
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3so when he inserted himself Porky's style through the wall, I snapped the awesome blackmail photo. There was no mistaking that whistle piercing. Should be worth $100,000, I figure.
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3fine trailer park manager, and an eagle eye. As he inserted the plastique into the crack in the Airstream trailer, he smiled at the carnage he knew would soon follow.
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1as he not a Reagan youth, nor a 25 year old girl pretending to be a boarding school Frosh, nor an African American male adult with a pituitary issue that left him tiny, the
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2hamster funerals. At these times she was always tempted ot make Jerry Penacoli jokes, but it was just too easy. And not in keeping with the sadness of the occasion. She loved Jerry
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1It made him feel philosophical. "Oh what a tangled web they weave, when first they prod us to achieve manufacturing quotas." Han would never be able to afford the iPads he made.
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4The Wondra Women were a club of Iowa's best gravy makers. One day they turned on Hattie, who had committed a lumpy transgression. "Be more careful, bitch, Argo!" Hattie sobbed and
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4dropping snowy bits on the street corner sidewalk. He took her in his arms, brushed the flakes from her hair, and kissed her, Head and shoulders in Love.
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1this happened, as he was an extreme Progressive who would not contribute to white supremacy, even in checkers.
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3ignored his annoying comment. Largely because the NY Times Crossword puzzle killer was still at large. The crimes were simple the first few days, but grew more elaborate and tough
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4The friends were surprised it lasted as long as it did. Cuz of Cynthia's penchant for pummeling Eric with an iron skillet -- seasoned, and never washed. The skillet, not Cynthia.
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4survived a clean shave in Gillette, Montana. See, Mayor Nick had Cut the ribbon on the new Remington rifle Museum and his Brutish gracelessness led to him knocking over a Faberge
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4sadness across Pyongyang, as if an Il Sung was playing from the abandoned Ryugyong Hotel. When she was Jong, Il ness filled her Juche, and
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2was completely full of sh*t. In my Opinion, he shouldn't have made George Bush Precedent. And he'd never get off Soto Mayor's case. He'd smirk and say to her "Have an Opus Dei."
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6The He Man Woman Hater's Club was a gay bar on the corner of Alfala and Stymie. They made the bartenders wear Darla little bowties on Spanky night. Our Gang would always
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2Even before Labor Day. Fortunately, the Kate Gosselin Collection from Sears offered lovely summer fashions in purply red. I was no longer Maddy, Collin all the stores to find
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1a Navy officer and a cannibal, and used to kidnap military kids and make sausages from them. "You must eat what you hunt," he'd say as he packed the casings with flesh and sage.
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1stacks of Girl Scout Cookies. Little Becky was used to having a Mother with Tourettes, but it certainly reduced her cookie sales when Mom would spew four letter words at customers.
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3Here we were, living in the chapel of love, and all he wanted to do was work his pulpit day and night. He'd stand there rubbing its smooth surface until he'd emanate some mess of