Finished Folds (241—260)
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2Birds. So I broke into song. "Egrets, I've had a few, but then again, two emus to mention, And more, much more than this, I did an osprey!" and then my ole blue eyes twinkled. Fin.
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3turned off the set, adjusted his bustier and selected shoes. The Du Pont Circle annual Trannies versus Dragqueens relay was in just 30 minutes, and he was feeling extra racy.
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3Do you have Prince Albert in your can?" And she replied, "Not yet..."
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3find some cows to inseminate. This he proceeded to do in the old fashioned way. He then took a moment to record his conquests. Bossy? Udder pleasure. Bessie? Nice tail. Bertha?
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3This took all his personal strength, because opening his raincoat and displaying his naughty bits was a vivid obsession. His hands trembled as he struggled to keep the coat closed.
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2touched up their makeup before they went out for the evening. Macy was always the slowest to get ready, pointing out that before she walked in the club she had to fix her weave.
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3Under the new world order, children's hands were removed with a jagged cleaver. They could no longer type, and bled to death slowly and entertainingly. The folders rejoiced.
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2But soon the writers were filled with the holy spirit of the fold, and worked to destroy all vestiges of television westerns on the site. Flava Flav reality shows were soon back in
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2You could fry an egg on it. As they sat in the Mojave contemplating the steaming radiator, an 18 wheeler approached from the South. Myrna waved and flapped her arms
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2heaving busom. I needed underwires and double thick straps. I never dreamed that FF implants would be so bothersome. Who would think a lacy little Vic Secret bra would work for me?
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1queen, but
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2love thee. She was a Quaker woman, and as the elders of her church are wont to do, clung to the old fashioned pronouns of thee and thou.
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3it dances with wolves. Foxtrot was naturally a specialty, as is the tinkler, a variation on the sprinkler involving well timed urination on vertical objects. But no matter. It was
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250 cents off two specially marked boxes of Toaster Strudel. Shelly was a very frugal shopper, one of those Moms that gets seven carts of food for $12 (after rebates.) She hated
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3Yet another near disaster foiled by the transvestite cowboy. Which, hmm, I am not sure. Is a transvestite cowboy female, or is the idea that the cowboy was ALSO a transvestite?
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2That's where Ricky, Fred, end Ethel were waiting for her.The long neglected little Ricky remained in the custody of the demonic Mrs. Trumbill.
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1the Gathering? The racoon plummeted to the forest floor, and his immediate death. Yogi then opened a can of cling peaches in heavy syrup and settled in for a tuck.
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2look for any opening at times like that. Insecurity was always the go-to emotion for the agency to leverage when they needed strong brand penetration. Still,
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3scentence of spending time under his wing. His wife, Listerenne was similarly malodorous. Isn't it ironic, don't ya think? A little too ironic...to be anything but a diabolical
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3switched to a Pepe Le Pew imitation, which would pass for French there in Alabama. Scanning the audience, he spotted a woman in a black sweater with two vertical stripes, and