Finished Folds (261—280)
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2a universe without punctuation or grammar. And that's how Henri Poincare formulated chaos theory. Afterwards, he had a YooHoo Strawberry and a Hydrox cookie.
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3and dutifully Abraham unsheathed the blade. Some say Isaac remained stoic, but in reality he rather flipped out.
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1and removed the Snickers from his pocket. King Size. She stared at the bar in reverence. "You complete me!" and then applied the bar directly to her thighs. She shivered in joy.
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2found disquieting. "All agents are busy. Your call is very important to us.Your call will be answered in the order in which it was received." What was the hidden message, what did
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3contemplated her saccharine smile of capped teeth. Her purple contacts made me skeevy, and her blond hair extensions transsformed her from my daughter into a would be stripper. Oh!
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3she foresaw a downgrade, to moist towelette. Worse yet, I wouldn't even be a brand named version. Instead I was doomed to a short life in a Colonel Sanders wrapper. But
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3Michelle Bachmann stirred her cauldron and added the final ingedient to her stupidity elixir. It smelled right, but you can only tell by taste if it IS right. She filled a goblet
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4a gecko. But he promised more than he delivered. Every claim had an asterisk. And he had this bad affected British accent, even though he came from Java. Latte good that did me.
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0at my own joke, because Lurleen had long been known as the town's boxspring. One look at her barn door ass and
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4the apple pie came out of the oven. It had a beautiful lattice work top, and a lovely golden brown color. The food stylist put on her oven mitts and walked it to the set. Steam
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0then I am your guy.
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1Suzie Chapstick was on a killing spree. She took another swing with the ski pole and killed her quarry. Then she went the Elmo costumed instructor. Who's laughing now, bastard!
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1of Acme sales representatives. Little known fact - Acme Products is the most popular multilevel marketing program among canines. Cur-cur-currency is the name of the program.
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3glass. Corpses tend to be fragile. And these involuntary grabbing motions often resulted in fractures, even when the grabbee was flattered by posthumous attention. Don't blame me.
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1might take my Walk of Fame star. I am Robbie RIst. I played Oliver on Brady Bunch. 6 episodes. But the Walk is out of space so they are quietly removing "lesser" stars to make room
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5But she still felt dirty. It was the thoughts -- the imagined trysts with all of the romance novel heroes. In her mind she was a hooker with a heart of gold, the star of endless
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1But he burned just as bright on my bonfire of screaming elves. I love the smell of nisse in the morning.
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1"The dragon is out cold, but he's still breathing fire. Light up, baby." Roberta knelt to light the pipe, but just then the dragon opened his eyes, and ate her.
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1everything in sight, oblivious to the the swelling of my lymph glands. But when tmy skin started to decompose, I took notice. Bubonic plague. How unfortunate. And we without a
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1He decided a medley was his best best. He chewed through the fridge's vacuum seal, and entered this chilly world. 10 minutes later he had a piece of Roquefort, a slice of American,