Finished Folds (281—300)
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4But the mouse stood his ground. He spun to face the cat, and bared his teeth. He had survived the glue traps, the super pring trap, and Mouse Prufe. This was no ordinary mouse.
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4But I understand why Bristol did it with Levi. He's got that red neck hawt thing. It's like the General Lee. You know it'll be a wreck before long, but you want a ride anywayz.
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3But don't confuse them with the Oklahoma Sooners. Nor should you go to Riyadh and make a pun like "Sunni or later"...that goes down rather poorly with the religious police.
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1I am so over both of them so I refused to let them in the club. Morgan usually takes it with grace, but God has such a sense of entitlement. It's all
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2entitled Watch the Birdie. The premise was simple. The bird lived in a Golf Club, and made potshots about the weight and outfits of the duffers as they came in from the 18th hole.
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0Liquor, and went down every Friday -- whenever he could get into the Happy Kitten.
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2got him into a suit and sent him to the Y. "Front of the square, then left at Derby. Get on the bus, and ride up to Ware. Weather is very suitable."
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4That dumb Pling. He couldn't keep his temper on simmer. He was a real baller. I'll say this for him, though, he was always on top of everything.
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0of Guernsey. The original Mad Cow Disease.
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3Nigel was beside himself as he watched CNN. A teabag on a hatbrim had been the secret sign of being an expat, but now these rubess had taken it, like metrosexuals with left earring
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1exposed. The result? Chap City.
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2spark alive. The guards didn't enjoy them being too satisfied, so they devised a sort of code in which they talked about eyes, yews, she-its, oui, and so on.
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3A peeper is by nature a clandestine looker, but with no shrubs to hide in, he needed to escape discovery. He did so by pretending to be a surveyor eyeing a point behind them. He
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1best attempt to hide the offending hand in my pants pocket. Unfortunately, the erect finger under fabric created even more offense, which is how i ended up here in Central Lockup.
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1mud pies were a gustatory challenge, even for the most kind and loving of Fathers. To distract her from play cooking, he gave her one of those life sized Barbie heads that you make
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2411, asking if there were a list of other Fathers available. She was connected to Dial-a-Priest, which was how she met her future husband, who left the church six months later for
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0he might at least made it through a few rounds of So You Think You Can Dance. But his obsession led to the shame of being called a "Stagmata Wannabe" and ostracism be his church.
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2my relief, a charge of pedophilia is hard to make stick when the decoy is a 71 year old woman with a lollypop. Oh, sure, they dressed up her walker to look like a Big Wheel, but
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1endure because my sweat glands naturally produces the aroma of chocoloate chip cookies straight from the oven.
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0timing. But it was really the steadily incresing mountain of bird poop that his shoulder parrot was depositing on his shoulder. The bird was like an assembly line, and humor led to