Finished Folds (301—320)
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2began to sing in the shower. She did a mean Henry Rollins when covered in suds. At Halloween she covered herself with El Marko pseudotattoos and shouted at the top of her lungs.
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5Bubbles Deveaux set to writing her latest romance novel, "Savage Loving Pirate." She was in a swashbuckler period -- her seria lheroine Lilly had shtupped about 35 eye-patched men
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4the culprit, the Hamburger helper Helping Hand. As he was dragged out, he begged the policeman to let him stay. "But, but, I make a hearty meal your whole family will love." No
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3desyllabize my speech. What one might expect to be the hardest word -- antidisestablishmentarianism, was actually easiest. Piety.
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3bologna. They exemplified every WASP stereotype. Especially the one about the dancing. You'd think that a family made of poi would atleast be able to hula, but it came out like
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5...do you know how I know? How, he asked. Well, it's printed on your black satin jacket. In seconds, the kid was face down in the aisle. Then the Bad Boys Bad Boys song started to
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2to see Sam go up in flames at the book burning. He had to stop this crime. It would only lead to more tyranny, before the tyrannous yolk of the egg board was on all citizens.
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3Luella Maple Thorpe had been cheated of the ultimate American pedigree. A Mayflower ancestor. Instead, Jebulun Maple had opted for a cheaper cabin on the Speedwell. The trip was
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3Soon he was surrounded with impersonators who would silently mimic his actions. The group soon developed camaraderie, and decided to name themselves the Pant-O-Mimes.
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4listened to Dr Scholl my Guidance Counselor. He told me to be a plantar, but I thought that sounded...wait for it...corny. Big mistake. Walk a mile in my shoes and see what I mean.
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5Bill's wandering eye had looked everywhere. But no Chinese woman had cankles. Big hair was nonexistent. And as for blue dresses,
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1he had a wide stance. His wife stood by his side as he answered questions from the podium. She smiled but inside she knew the truth. Her husband was...
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0"I wanna go to Disneyland," said Michael Vick.
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3salt peter. Then they cut to commercial. "A snuggie for dogs," I exclaimed. "In Liberty U colors." It seemed so fitting after that repast to hear Jerry Falwell narrate the ad.
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0appeared at bargain bin rim and looked down at their anguished faces inside. "Desperately seeking Susan? That's in the 80s bin, over there." Suddenly, we were swept away,
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2The contemplation made me Hungry like a Wolf. So I ran, I ran so far away, until I met some men without hats who left skidmarks on my heart. Until the phone rang and the operator
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3she was served with an iJunction under a MacIntosh tree. Her friend Lisa, the one who ate all the Newtons, suggested she go on Safari to find the Tiger.
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4she couldn't find any tiny doors to open. As it was a military church, Jesus sported a flat top and was decidedly buffer than she had ever seen him before. But no manna,
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2struggle to make ends meet, because her husband never did bring home the bacon.
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3Jack contemplated his potential roommates. Why did Janet and Chrissy, two adult women, share a bedroom?