Finished Folds (321—340)
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1"If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain, may I suggest the English Riviera?" The travel agent stared at me solicitously. "Torquay is like St. Barts, except
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2Can you handle my Chupacabraness, my natural heat?
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2nouldn't nonnect with the nitizens of New England, noosing instead to nall Nalifornia his home. Nico Redding, of nourse. Nen found nonstant joy in nalling Bingo in nurch. Natholic
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2had discovered Nair. Whch was quite fortunate because he often dared wear short shorts.At first he kept the secret to himself. But
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1the belfry, she searched for clues. Her son Quasimoto was a planner, so she knew there would be a map or an itinerary somewhere. Luckily, she found
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2every speck, making the money to help her pay for research into Obama's birthplace. He asked her if she wanted him to bring her a YooHoo, and she replied, "Kenya?"
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0Santa Monica. It had been a hoary night, He would call "girl," from his Escort, but none of the ladies seemed to be interested in an around the world trip. So he hustled up the
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3reduce the heat as it came to a rolling boil. As the caramel cooled, she began dipping the apples, and placing them on paper to dry. The apples contained razor blades, of couse,
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1leaving a hard film on her supple skin. Then she ran to shower because she had a lunch date with Steadman and he was the kind of man who liked the crust removed. Towelling off, she
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1Cling rays at her cowering form. The alien's voice emanated from the number 10 can, heavy and syrupy. Georgia, it said, I am going to kill you like I did Melba, and then
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5Did you ever notice they never appeared in the same scene. OK, they were on different shows, but still. They were both NBC, so they could have done one of those cross show walkons
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4I left the church with the funeral procession. Unfortunately, I slipped on the marble steps, and knocked two pall bearers down, which sent the casket careening sideways into
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3Could still buy Isaak Mizrahi fashions when she needed new togs. Her life had changed, but she could still find the Target.
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1at the escape artist. When he was free, the Priest exclaimed, I bet you can't do Vatican. The Rabbi began Torah his approval, but the goat harder called him a Crook.
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3But all was not lost as he got a job as Sarah Palin's Tweeter. Which helps explain the comment about the Blood Bible.
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2E3moved the rubber nose from my nostril. That was how I got the idea for Welcome Back Kotter. In the original it was Bozo instead of Gabe Kaplan, but then nose became hose and
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4No, for the last time, our name is Sha Na Na. We're a 50s doo wop cover band. We had a TV show. We're pretty famous. Why is that so hard for you to remember?
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1a hole through her skin revealing a glowing sacred heart. Oh, Jesus, she muttered, now I look like bad church tat. Tat for tit, just my luck. Son of God or no, the kid had to
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2They were an annoying lot and moved slow as tortoises. The PUN-ters, as they were cawled, wore their turtleneck uniforms, even when the heat was enough to make anyone snap.
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1His temper was extra normal, like a Gayle force. ((oh, sorry folders, that pun hurts even me.)) He acted as if he OWNed Oxygen, the way he went around trying to put our breath into