Finished Folds (401—420)
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5Oh sure, the publisher of Details was thrilled at the growing circulation numbers. And Spike had turned to 24 hours of manscaping programming per day. Chest hair topiary was the #1
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3Theatrical Tourets was so rare that no one knew of it's existence. As the disease progressed, the movies I mimicked grew more and more awful. She could feel Porkies in her throat,
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2had been rather dull, so I needed some me time. Unfortunately, the Walgreens checker did a price check on every item in my basket. A bit embarrassing as you can imagine.
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2ome's honor, because the rules of Simon Says are clear and inflexible. So I returned to the game and did my best to stand on point. "Simon says do the Can Can came the next command
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5tended to attract undue tawdry attention, but dressed with blue ribbons and taffeta fabric squares, it lost it's at-first-glance-inappropriate appearance. The quilters volunteered
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3oted instead of speaking in tongues. He had founded the Owl Savior Foursquare Pentecotal Ministry, and tended to look down on his wearing flouncy sundresses to Sunday Service. He
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1Which would have been Ok had there not been three. That made for some rather disconcerting stares from children of all ages. But suck is the life of a cyclops. Momma always growled
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4The dangling modifier. Reaching higher, the word teased me by fluttering it's consonants. Nothing to C here, it's cackles. If I were U, I'd be a whole different word! I hate sassy
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4"hiding his bald spot." We all knew there was something different when we saw the pink thong through his white Capri pants. Now the Liza's birthday parties made a bit more
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6That didn't diminish my fear. Electrons as young as me shouldn't be subjected to being smashed in the particle accelerator. The pressure was tearing me apart. Suddenly,
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1The 24 hour marathon of The Nanny episodes had taken it's toll. At last she stopped putting it off and booked a trip to Flushing NY. There she would tour the monuments to
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3Teddy Roosevelt appeared out of nowhere and shot very bison in the herd. That's how the town of Snow, NY ended up with three feet of buffalo on the ground in one day. And
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4of hooliganism before I went straight. I grabbed the do not remove under penalty of law tag, and tore it off. Instantly alarms sounded and searchlights hit me from all sides. I
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2the inside of a light socket and BAM! Electrocution was instantaneous. Instantly Reddy Kilowatt appeared and distracted the hijackers while I ran from the room into the hall.
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5He began speaking to the brain eaters. You know who has the tastiest cerebellum? Clowns. it's the joy quadrant. Immediately the zombies set upon his clown followers, enabling him
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4Two weeks later he was standing in front of the Royal Academy displaying his find. But Dr Cosby, his archenemy, exposed his find as Lime Jello. How would he wiggle out of this?
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2was definitely homo erectus in a major way. But upon exiting surgery he was served with a malpractice suit which pretty much deflated his
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1rolled into a Pig Latin class. Or should I say old lay n'too Kay a ig Pay atin lay lass cay. Eee tay end aay.
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3Chelsea was sentence to a year at the home for wayward farmgirls. She was whey too boarish. And her jokes! Too much corn for anyone's ears. She didn't give a flock. Bossy,
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1Doing the wash would have been a Gouda idea, but I had Cheetos and I wanted to Edam. I was feeling Bleu, and when that happens my conversation gets Stilton. Swiss