Finished Folds (421—440)
-
3I should know. My name is Dasher, and I have been carrying that fat bastard for decades. Quick with the whip, and cheap with the carrots. But my reindeer brethen suck as well!
-
3Just joking. Juvenile jesters just joined juvenile jamborees.Lascivious Lords loved listening. My master mentioned mead, meaning my mission must
-
3get weighed. Truth be told there weren'ta lot of takers because -- little known fact -- truckers tend to be a little sensitive about their waistlines. It didn't help that she
-
1people her new bosses. That spelled trouble because she had always been solely in charge of the scrapbooking segments. When they came to her with a few ideas, she went berzerk.
-
3Mary Kay representative, and quite the looker. When she would pull up in that pink Buick Regal, she felt something she dared not allow herself to feel before. It was
-
4make electricity from potatoes. The Idaho Governor had a way to power the planet! Only one thing stood in his way: Ore Ida Foods! Every time they shipped a truckload of tatertots,
-
3I must take full responsibility. My bad. Cooking a bacon cheeseburger in the Israeli Prime Minister's toaster oven - it had created an international incident. How could I undo the
-
0but unfortunately my arm came off in the motion, which caused the grenade to land at my feet. This was no time to lose my head, so I ran in a herky jerky sort of way toward the
-
3Ironically, it WAS a little old place where we can get together, but at the same time the karaoke screen made for a painful landing. Well, everybody hurts sometimes.But nothing
-
2the roasting human sacrifice filled the air. One thing for sure, Paul Prudhomme would feed dozens of cannibal party guests. In his honor, his corpse was dusted with file powder
-
3officers loved to unwind at Medieval Times after a hard day issuing parking tickets. Their favorite activity was throwing turkey legs at the "wenches" who wore low cut serf's rags
-
2their Servin' Savers. Wasn't THAT name ironic. Little plastic tombs for the small nocturnal birds. But no matter, the birds were fine and entering beehive hairdos all over town.
-
3Uncle Enos, on the other hand was insulted by his Dukes of Hazard namesake. "Why has there never ever been a positive TV role model named Enos?" He pounded his fist on the set and
-
1was where her gift (foible?) became most apparent. While others did an ordinary electric slide, she crafted a new dance, which the competition judges dubbed "DC current". Her
-
1But they were professional about it all, they kept their hoses stowed and their helmets clean. In heated moments they came together as one.
-
1nose, but said nothing. At the moment the Bingo caller's head began to spin round and around. "B as in Beelzebub, 666." Betty screamed Bingo even though
-
2bring that to her attention. Instead they discussed the results of the NASCAR trials, and whether Darrell was the wife, or Stevie. Of course, she let him win the argument because
-
3They adored wandering aimlessly through Home Depot, planning the dream house and their new life together. On the subject of Pergo they agreed to disagree. She preferred real wood,
-
2ached for a New Edition, but to no avail. Instead the band played cover after cover, demonstrating the creativity of a
-
5were ironically in short supply. As the nation bayed for Lorna Doones, Cookie Monster would travel to Milano, do Pirouettes, and taunt Walkers with his Graham expression.