Finished Folds (441—460)
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1he waited for the performance to begin, he enjoyed a box of Milk Duds and made small talk with the two mature ladies next to him. The talk ranged from sciatica to
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3Grill. If I am not mistaken, you're achin for bacon! The dog wagged his tail as I laid the strips in a single layer and lowered the lid. As it knocked out the fat, I noticed a
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2But it seemed that she wasn't even singing anymore. 25 years on and she was still flogging Mommy Dearest. Get over it, Honey. Lots of us have difficult parents. Take me, for
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5And was pleased that his low key seduction technique still worked for him even after the ten year marriage and ugly divorce. "More wine, Maud?"
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0Sir Albert set out on his quest for the Holy Grail on a warm July day in the year of the Lord 1234. his companion, a serf named Harold, carried the heavy stuff.
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1The alpaca farm was not the financial success Ed and Judy had envisioned. No one had told them that by temperament these wooly creatures had an evil streak that belied their fuzzy
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8Kay's shoppe was an orgy of twee. She specialized in Hummel figurines, Teddy bears, and calico tea cozies. Collectors came from around the world to
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2He chose love. Ten minutes and one electric blue arm later, she was reunited with her keys, and his neck bore a lipstick kiss of gratitude. In fact, she asked him to join her in a
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2Diana Ross. She asked simply, "Do you know where you're going to? Do you like the things that life is showing you? Where are you going to? Do you know? Grateful for her assistance,
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3the practice consisted solely of polishing his pew. Polishing the ridge where the Bibles sat was considered shelf abuse.
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6pipe. Someone from a 2nd floor balcony asked one of the chanters to drop trou for a strand of Mardi Gras beads. Most walked away, but one smiled and spread his feathers to reveal
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3Bette Midler's personal cell phone number. With trembling fingers I dialed. The phone rang. And rang. Finally I heard the receiver lifted.
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4resist a challenge, he set to work assembling the glider frame. The biggest challenge was how to make the kite fabric from the interlocking plastic pieces. But soon the Lego glider
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2ravenously. As if this was the last platter of franks and beans he would ever see. When he finished he returned to the food line to thank the ladies for laying out
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5absence from my homeland. Ireland, your emerald shores almost forgotten in the 40 years since my departure from Cobh Harbor. I felt misty as my gaze returned to the earth she
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3entered the retirement home dance contest. He was paired with Madge, who had the softest hands imaginable. They decided to Cha Cha as their first number. Unfortunately,
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4to Fozzy Bear as Baal. The next window was a of the Sermon of the Count. The speech bubble read, "Seven! Seven Sinners!"
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4He had a rye sense of humor, and was not averse to a roll now and then, especially when the lady fingers touched him a trifle. But he never touched spotted dick even when the
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5contemplated the twitching corpse of the last carrier pigeon. The burial was swift. The stone read simply, "Returned to Sender." It was a sad day for ornithology. A sad day indeed.
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5seventeen...I'll take care of you. He drew a small pistol from his skirt and shot Rolf, Liesl, and Countess point blank. "Adieu, Adieu, to you and you and you!" Then he twirled and