Finished Folds (461—480)
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4It was the last work of Thomas Kinkade. It had to be destroyed, for the sake of the future of art. Then things grew worse. The indestructible globe began to play It's a Small World
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1Especially Wendy. Because that afternoon she found out why they called Ronald the Big Mac.
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3were hookers with heart. Georgia was a peach of a girl. Stevia sweeter than sugar. And Belle made more than one man's heart go ringa ding ding. Together, they were peas in a pod. I
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2And yet they both faced pressing issues every day. Sometimes the monotony was almost enough to make them crack. But the joy they brought others was
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2you won't snap under pressure. You're so well...bread. Have some beer. It's good for what ale's you, Ginger. But the actress had already moved on. After all there was a rich
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4turned out to be gay. We found out when Bing went off to live with sweet Mr. Marischino. I missed Mr. Marischino. He could top anything.
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3think back to the time I swam the English Channel. It was a blustery day when i set out, and a crowd of six cousins saw me off from the beach at Dover. I was unprepared for
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3Suddenly, an infant crawled into sight, carrying blue tip matches. "Come on baby, light my fire! Try to set the night on fire!" The child obliged, by touching a match to the fuse.
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1Crown of Thorns, but there was a reason that this quilting store was called the Honeycomb Hideout. The other quilters incessantly repeated that inane hexagonal pattern, over and
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3King Richard's copper breast plate. For these were war times. Barbaric battles were consuming the men and boys of England. Anything could be brandished as a weapon. And was.
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1Such is the life of a voodoo doll. You begin life as a bit of burlap and some straw, and soon you're blamed for every malady in the French Quarter. I feel their pain. Literally. An
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5I feel it now. The start of Spring. My boyfriend Ralph is a butcher. He's a nice fellow, but a commitment phobe. For 7 years he's fobbed off my desire for a wedding with gift meat.
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5were overjoyed at the opportunity to put really really big hair on actual women. The fumes of Aqua Net were overpowering. Pastor Elinore began to feel woozy and
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3"That's what a blender is for, you see." Linda demonstrated by making a pitcher of margaritas, then returned to the barbeque outside, where Earl was grilling brats. Suddenly,
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3actual snow is rather flavorless. It actually tastes white, know what I mean? Like the flavor of the absence of flavor. Still, it was satisfying in a
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1Dreams can be like that. But I am told that not dreaming is even more dangerous than dreaming about John McCain. Unless of course it is a naughty dream. But what are the odds of
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3in his throat. But his head remained bowed in supplication. "Fetch me the Vienna Sausages from that high shelf. Now." Peter was helpless not to obey. He reached.
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2her nickname with her last boyfriend had been BooBoo. She cringed at the thought of him doing that horrible impression, "Hey BooBoo, let's get some picanic baskets from the
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2After defecating, the formerly constipated woman thanked the good Samaritan for his ingenuity, and made her way down Main Street to the Cotton Club. Where Miss
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1realign her priorities, and her 1993 Mercury Grand Marquis. But after she placed a call to the Law Offices of James Sokolove. Because if you've been injured in an accident...