Finished Folds (501—520)
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3his favorite episode of Teletubbies was on. Instead, he ran to the nurse, who lifted him to the changing table, and removed the wet garment. Then came the powder, his favorite
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1satchel, he saw, in the distance, another prospector making his way to the foothills. "Word travels fast," he thought, and slipped behind the bushes to await his prey. The crackle
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1apace. You see, the government uses the cold salt water of the North Sea to keep the sovereign's body from decaying. But the lack of a proper burial disturbed the Archbishop.
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1burst in the distance. The child turned and motioned them into a nearby yurt. Inside, and pointed us to a table and stirred the embers of a fire under a tea kettle. Then we
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0that suggested they find a thresher, but the kids thought he said Thrasher, and one produced a rolled up skateboarding magazine. The man decided to read to pass the time. He
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2So when Regis told me I was out of lifelines, I decided to make a stab. "Thirty one!" I cried. Unfortunately the answer was Chaucer. So I kicked him in the groin and stole the mic.
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3help me cook and eat them. At length he concluded that cannibalism was a shared pleasure, so he placed a personal ad on Craig's List with the pithy headline
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112 amps of pure suction. He would need the edger attachment. But he had left that in the van. He made a valiant effort with the ceiling fan cleaner, but was shot in th head while
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4leave the Orange Julius for a few minutes, to stare at the makeup girls in the Nordstroms next door. Alicia worked at Prescriptives and she was the prettiest. And SWEET! She
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3the Junior League Evaluation Team would be "just dropping in" for tea, otherwise she would have put her sex toys away. Thinking quickly, she used them to stir the tea, claiming
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2Resigned to his fate the Nelly male spent his days taunting that little bitch Laura and her Pa. It was fun for awhile. but now Nelly wanted blood. Ingalls blood all over his hands.
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3also failed to show up, so the coffin sat above ground for several weeks, until the mortician called to have it removed by Waste Management. But even they forgot to show up. So
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4But Twitter was down, again. So she took a photo of it, and uploaded it to Facebook, where
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3following him through the crowded city street, about 20 yards back. At length he stopped at a theater and bought a ticket. She smiled, knowing that the darkness would
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3I'm Voldemort, and I approved this message. The announcer began, "Albus Dumbledore says he does it all for the children. But let's look at the record. Three times in the last year
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5but insisted on calling them oeufs. But she really couldn't pull off the French, what with the Hoboken accent. It came out more like oyfs, like Yiddish but with a lisp. You shoulda
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7enamels, he said nothing. It WAS a lovely French manicure after all. Why shouldn't the handsome rogue admire it. Finally, Eli spoke, in a hushed voice. "Umm, dude,
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1pink feather boa blowing in front of the window fan. She spun around the room in her make believe teacup, singing It's a Small World. Suddenly there was a loud knock on the door.
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2What has its got in its pocketses, asked Gollum. Nothing, answered the Hobbit. I am just happy to see you. Sorry, Gollum replied, I don't swing that way. Despondent, Bilbo
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3can't keep Pacer with my Nash Roadster with Dyna-glide transmission. My sedan was the envy of the