Finished Folds (521—540)
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2good time with that bitch. Ordinarily he didn't go for clothed poodles, but being the kennel stud meant making exceptions now and then. The coquettish growl was all the
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1he could keep a secret, that's he'd never sing. But a few hours on the cuttlebone made easy work of that boast. In less than an hour he was warbling all of the flock's secrets
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2ranked number one in canning fruits and vegetables. Heck, they had INVENTED the safety button. George Mason University sometimes put up a challenge, but
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3Being a meercat is no picnic since the cameramen showed up. And the fame - Flower has become a real bitch. Strutting and preening. What''s a father to do? I can't
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5Let me tell you, being Noah's neighbors on the cul de sac is no picnic. All that builder racket, and I know for a FACT that that friggin ark is one cubit into my lawn. I've a good
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4am slutty with the putty. And what's more, I bolt like a colt. The Home Depot guy was kinda cute, but I left my heart at Ace because that hardware man was definitely helpful if you
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3Because as any crafter knows, there is no crueler group than the Purl Posse. Or as they are more familiarly known, the Bitchy Witches making Stitches. The Posse leader glared at
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4the cops stopped and had General Foods International Coffees. Then they each shared a sweet memory of me from their Senior trip. For I am Jean Luc, France's great heartbreaker.
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3her boyfriend was in PETA. Unbenownst to her, he had already reported the animal cruelty to the ASPCA, and the house was now surrounded by animal cops bent on
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1piper," and then aimed his makeshift crossbow at my chest. "Do your worst," I muttered unafraid. For you see, there is A LOT of underwire in this corset. Plenty to stop an arrow.
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2But there is small justice in the world, and Ms. Campbell broke her heel making the swing. She fell into the gutter as paparazzi snapped. The headline in the morning read
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4the sea horse. "No, no, haggis is a Scottish delicacy. I'm Irish." The sea horse nodded apologetically, and shared his secret stash of malt vinegar hidden in the reef. Surprised,
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2The gingerbread men sat on the plate wondering who would be next. Trevor's death had been particularly gruesome. Little nibbles to the hands and feet until all that was left was
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3UPS men would no longer do. She needed the satisfaction that only a certified letter could bring. She could not even imagine the pleasure possible from "signature required." It
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2by his overpowering attraction to the loser. This might be the one who will love me for who I am, like in Briget Jones., The movie not the book. Oh sure, his odor is
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5his side as he ground against her torn bodice, Unfortunately the motion engaged the trigger, and a single shot rang out. Her face was contorted in sorrow as
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4Especially when cross dressing in formal wear. He chose more understated togs for his weekly trips to the Piggly Wiggly. Jorts and a Patriotic tube top when he was feeling flirty.
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3Elvin stared at the handcuff that connected him to his valise. "Why must I be a man with a suitcase?"
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4you are willing to share your Texas toast." Digby recoiled in anger, for toast was his favorite food. In response, Agnes wielded her scythe, and Digby became toast himself.
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2The Rock was so determined not to be typecast that he offered to do the Mr. Darcy role for scale. Unfortunately, the shoot did not start well. You see, Elizabeth was played by