Finished Folds (141—160)
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2The whole notion of Hell rising was anathema to his religious training. He'll was down and arranged in concentric circles, with
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2reported him to Child Welfare when Papa tried to Siperpoke him. His gift of virtual alimony was rebuffed by his exwife, and Cargill refused to buy his Farmville virtual corn.
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3The next day he introduced S1035, the Extra Eyes Removal Subsidy Act. But Senator Rubio attached a secret earmark funding ornamental tea bags, so the bill died in Committee.
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3The chair legs. Clearly this dilettante had not read Queen Victoria's edict about covering erotic wooden supports. Jennifer Beals flew into action, using her leg warmers to cover
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4unwilling to share their quarantined island with rodents. The leper party began a campaign with the slogan, "My Molakai, not yours!" The hamsters fought back but election fraud
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3Then he strapped KFed into the brain replicator and copied his thoughts and memories. When the process was complete, he threw the unconscious roob into a trash compactor. Crunch!
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1Suddenly her memory began to return. St Olaf! I am from Minnesota's smallest town! And my name is...Gertrude Ferdabrugenugen. My favorite food is pickled carp! It's all coming back!
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1see the way you look in that squaw's eyes. I'll tell Cousin Custer on you. Just as soon as he gets back from Little Big Horn. Snickering, she returned to skinning the buffalo.
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2piercing the eardrums of his exgirlfriends with an awl. The wanton act left Lucille deaf, which combined with her congenital blindness made it very difficult for her to understand
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4that if you have a heart then Gumby's a part of you. Pokey knew it too, and proceeded to sink his hooves into her flesh to help his pal escape from her corpse. Pokey kicked until
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1The yellow brick road. When the criminal made it to the paving, the residues of mud were visible on his steps, but they fade with each step until
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2Into a million pieces. The lock showed barely a blemish. As Geraldo held back tears, the live cameras kept rolling. The producer started making stretch gestures, so Geraldo
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2Mojitos. The kit also includes a boss nova CD because sometimes the Brazilians need a little mood music before they agree to be removed.
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4He had ordered a last meal of Peking Duck, to buy his lawyer three extra days for appeals. But it was hard to plead his case when that Youtube vid of him laughing as he annihilated
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4Lava flow. She vaporized more or less instantly, but not before Edgar of the Guinness Book snapped a photo of her pained grimace. He then grabbed her purse just as it was
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5The butter carving hall at the State Fair was packed when Becky unveiled her sculpture of the Egyptian leader. Entitled Moobarak, it was an incredible likeness. Until Amir scythed
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0The colors of sunset filled the sky as Angie drove her car out and onto the freeway. After 30 years of marriage she'd had enough. She had drugged Ed's donut filling. He lay dying
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1She walked in beauty like the Knight - for her one flaw was a manner of self locomotion that was jerky and made it appear as if she wore invisible armor.
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3from getting out of line. Folded by Jabba's faux fury, Bib got the band to play his favorite song, "I like big Hutts."
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2The gorgeous female construction worker was making catcalls and whistling noises at me. Her buddies egged her on, remarking that my Speedo left little to the imagination. Sock