Finished Folds (5101—5120)
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3and man did that diaper stink. Spam Baby was a wiley but twisted child, a psychopath because he stayed too long in the voidcradle. His plan for revenge involved a can of sardines
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2Certainly there were unspoken regrets behind his decision to order a bride from Indonesia.One of their sixteen children, Ade-Bob, was particularly scarred by the unfortunate union.
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3Oh man...this was gonna hurt. I couldn't hold back the sneeze and it was a BIG one too! All kinds of stuff flew from my nose. The doctor had to duck as appliances, small animals,
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3rose to the surface of the Coke can, just as Sigourney Weaver took a sip. She swallowed the spaceship and well... At least she was nominated for an Academy Award for her story.
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6pair of Speedos on a sultry South Beach afternoon. Fold #5 hosed Fold #4 down, baptized him actually so that he was born again into a new story line. The reaper has no power here.
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5designed to attract librarians. Namely, Emma. Unbeknownst to him, however, Emma suffered from hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia,which rendered his selcouth necklace useless.
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2Bbblubbit...Bbblubbit..Bo-ING...This is how my spirit hums, especially when rubbing against the nebulae. My spirit felt a nova about to erupt,the white dwarf's gasses accumulating
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7Yes,a more affable group of food items there never was. Little Tommy didn't know what he was doing when he came in from school one day,grabbed the hopeful orange, peeled it and ate
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2enda,the girl I sat behind in the 2nd grade.The girl whose pigtails I'd pulled.The girl I shared my sandwich with at lunchtime.She used to call me Doc. And now she was my salvation
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2Much to my dismay, the monkey jumped out of my pants with a needle and busted her bust. POP! POP! Then it turned back around, grinning the most evil monkey grin I'd ever seen.
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1the tragedy of it all! The injustice! We would forever be incomplete without Corner Cody.His disappearance remained a mystery to the puzzle family until one way we heard a soft voi
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5-dee-doodled all the live long day until I grew dizzy with delight.Stars fell on Alabama and I hitchiked on Route 66 to the Galaxy of dreams, red, white and blue.The Queen of Chaos
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4knead together, slowly and rhythmically....while she watched. Ah yes, Julia was no child. Nay, she above all understood the art of French cooking. We licked
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3I was a sicko, but I openly admit it. You've heard my story. You now understand how my mind works. That's why I am seeking help now from you, Dr. Feelgood.
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4promised that nothing of the kind would happen to me. My Aunt Valetta warned me about winking lobsters, though. "Never trust a winking lobster," she used to say.I never returned to
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2"Give me an H" (Crowd: "H!") "Give me a P" (Crowd: "P") Give me an "S" (Crowd: "S") What's that spell? (Crowd: "HhhhPpppSsss!")
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2yonce was on to him, though, and reported Chris Hansen to the ethics board at NBC. Nothing was done, of course, and now Beyonce feared for her life. Her song "Ring The Alarm" refer
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7protecting his own assets, namely, his tail. When Eeyore was sworn in, he issued a command to the Secret Service to "take care of" Robin and his trollops...whatever was required.
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6the cult members came to, they discovered that they'd been "had" alright. But the funny thing was, they didn't even care. As long as they had each other and their flower garden,
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5now jogging through the park. It was, in fact, in the park where Jenny Craig discovered me.I became famous as her spokesmodel. I lost my excess weight, but also lost my sex drive.