Finished Folds (5141—5160)
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2this was OK with him since his amputation. He only ever needed one shoe. He may have lost his life, but he still had that one shoe he needed to travel up the Stairway to Heaven.
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3but I am not interested in your sardines...nor your Swedish meatballs." Sven was devastated, but kept a stiff upper lip. John licked the soggy cracker from his mustache, inciting
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2bulbous breasts swung above his head like giant pillows, about the smother him. Giomo sat up. "No, I'm serious, Marissa. There's got to be more to life than this." Ever since Giomo
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4re. Not with that huge tutsiclus hanging off of your left testicle," the doctor murmured. "It must be removed immediately." As the doctor warmed his butterknife, I wondered how I'd
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6Why, everything was going my way today! My boss gave me a raise AND told me to take the rest of the day off. I scratched an itch. Did I mention that this was the best day ever?
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3an opalescent aura sprouting from the carrot's top. It was then he recognized the real miracle: Jesus' smiling face emerged on the carrot. Farmer Joe was speechless. Immediately he
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1But he had no regrets. He had done the right thing. Rick got up and walked out of the bar forever and disappeared, as memories of "As Times Goes By" echoed through the foggy night.
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4the problem by getting him on an episode of "What Not To Wear." Stacy & Clinton were members of the Gay Friends Alliance and in no time, the Prime Minister's clothes were bangin'.
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2Santiago seethed silently as Sarcastiman grinned. Santiago's silver hair spoke the truth of his wisdom, but Sarcastiman continued. "Yessiree, looks like a fine day for fishing
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4, but it was no deal because the condoms were size extra extra small, unlubricated. Myhat Mycoat wondered how else he could market the tiny dry pouches. He painted flowers on them
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3your mutha's brutha, that's yo bro...that's yo bro... I caint take no mo, you a frickin frackin ho, you think I'm so meanus, well I'm sendin yo to Venus, see ya go...see ya go...
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6doctor and the doctor said, "No more monkeys jumping on the bed." Zeeno and the disappointed monkeys sat down and ate the rest of the wedding cake and played Uno.
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4in the Garden of Eden, destined to be the favored fruit of humankind.Round and juicy was Mr. Tomato, but prone to causing acid reflux when not consumed with carbohydrates.Thus, the
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4,speaking of wickets. I was having wicket thoughts about her when WHAAAP. The last thing I remember is that Aussie chick leaning over me, a concerned expression on her face.
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4Well,aren't you ADORABLE, Mr, Tomato! There is nothing to it, really.Just read each fold, carefully noting the clues to each story line.Use your imagination to write the next line
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8Stupidly, the demigod did try to pull a bush over me. He had run out of excuses. I ran the Celestial Combine over him, reaping and threshing him into a nicely shaped bale. Now
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3Bozo-the-Clown,then sat down and thought about what he didn't want to think about. 40 years later, he got up, tripped over his beard,determined to right that wrong that had plagued
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1I felt aimless,devoid of all knowledge of Truth.I had done what I thought I was to do:I went toward the light. Bumping my head and wings against the lightbulb reinforced my atheism
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2, more like an Everlasting Gobstopper, truth be told. I've been responsible for more dentalwork than all candies combined, except for perhaps JuJubes. We were all orphans, living a
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3s, licking their thrichobotria daintily, while Dock Ock tried frantically to reboot. When out of the corner of his eye, he spotted salvation on the roof of Trump Tower. Swallowing