Finished Folds (5721—5740)
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3Dar it! The N Thief was at it agai. Ted was glad he had bee spared, but his sister a cy was ot so lucky. She felt i complete without her s. Ted had to do somethi g...a d fast!
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5"Wag yer tail! Wag yer tail!" I said to my dog, but for some reason Maggie thought I was talking to her.
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4s and tell them to call early and often. Then I called in sick and let them handle the mess. But my plan backfired when
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6The bubbles appeared from the left corner of the stage and then, lo and behold, Lawrence Welk (aka "The King") strode in, flourishing his wand (or whatever). "Ana one, Ana two..."
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2the ladder altogether and ended up in Candy Land. "Go fish!" she cried and proceeded to gently place her left foot on the yellow dot, then crumpled to the floor when she saw that
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2their shirts to reveal their nipple piercings and Jefrey tattoos. Everyone thought Jefery was a hero. Everyone, that is, except for Susan B. Komen. She had kept abreast of his s
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1"Pass the raisins? Is that what you said?" Jack Benny was unsure about the passive voice of the word "krapis" and he looked expectantly at Harry, hoping for a little help. Poison
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4the tuffet, Miss Muffet clearly upset about it. The cereal killers reloaded with their milkyguns and took off after the spoonerisms before anyone else noticed. "I got Special K
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6"Wash you hands after blowing your nose," chanted the robonurse. A kleenex popped out of the slot and a squirt of sanitizer caught me in the left eye. My plasma regained its mome
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2as he blew his nasty breath over the cradle, baptizing the heir to the throne in rampion aroma. Little King Fifer gagged, then coughed, waving his chubby arms as Sir Fredrick look
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5had taught him to be adventurous. Dipping his paddle into the churning waters, he felt a bit like Bob Ross himself. Soft-spoken, but sexy-as-hell he was...or at least that's what
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5For a long time, he had been considering wearing the skirt. Who decided that men couldn't entertain this option, after all? This one, a plaid crepe, was calling to him and he
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1but never mind. Tomato soup was on the menu for today so no on would notice. What do Slovaks eat, they wondered? Pulling their spices and their ingenuity together, they offered u
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2right into the sliding glass door, while her cat sat watching, licking her paw in amusement. Maybe she should have bought the Groupon for the eye exam anyway. Next thing you know
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6. "You gotta lose that 10 pounds you picked up on vacation, man," his agent chastised. "As long as you insist on doing your own stunts..." Hercules stopped chasing the extras,
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3I knew the American Dental Association conference was scheduled to begin today and they'd all be arriving at LAX between 10 and 3 p.m. I had everything I needed stored in my trunk
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6The scientist was gratified that Thomas Dolby had been right all along. Yup, she could definitely blind me with that acid rain. Turning back to the braille keyboard, Dr. Pitt
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4When I came downstairs Tuesday morning, my dog told me she'd eaten the leftover hors doerves and now had a tummyache. In response, I threw a blanket on her head and sauntered over
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2Jim finished first and rose to his feet, only to spy Ann Romney executing a well-placed kick to Jess' buttocks, causing Jess to drop the magic lantern. Ann appeared smug, then
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4happened by and pawed at me. I had to admit that I enjoyed it and wanted to rub him behind his ears. When I awoke, however, I realized I had rubbed the doctor's ears instead and