Finished Folds (5721—5740)
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2Mary Magdalene, estatic that she had succeeded in scouring the city of perverted priests. Her interruption caused a mistrial and killed one juror, but lawyers sang kumbaya at last
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4My Aunt Martha had terrible breath. But how could I tell her when I knew full well that she was leaving me 2.3 million dollars in her will? Keeping my eyes fixed on her pock-marke
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4"Boys? Time to come in now!" Mom's voice called out in the darkness, just as I was putting pressure on the trigger, prepared to blow his nanee nannee away." I lowered my gun but
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4illiterate, he ambled over to the cactus and sat on it, waiting for the next bus to Kingdom Come, the wonderland all Jehovah's Witnesses visited with their kids. Maybe they'd hire
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7...then pulled Lambie-Pie out of his hiding place, thinking she'd better show Derek rather than tell him. Derek stood outside her door 20 minutes later and, hearing voices, became
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1wanted his blanket. He was all alone except for Lawn-Boy in the corner. He didn't recall the green machine in his garage before. The fumes made him dizzy. Lawn-Boy gleamed and
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2momentarily lost control of the device, squirting a dab of whippy stuff on my assistant. Torture by creaming is the worst way to go, but they all got what was coming to them, eh?
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3Dar it! The N Thief was at it agai. Ted was glad he had bee spared, but his sister a cy was ot so lucky. She felt i complete without her s. Ted had to do somethi g...a d fast!
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5"Wag yer tail! Wag yer tail!" I said to my dog, but for some reason Maggie thought I was talking to her.
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4s and tell them to call early and often. Then I called in sick and let them handle the mess. But my plan backfired when
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6The bubbles appeared from the left corner of the stage and then, lo and behold, Lawrence Welk (aka "The King") strode in, flourishing his wand (or whatever). "Ana one, Ana two..."
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2the ladder altogether and ended up in Candy Land. "Go fish!" she cried and proceeded to gently place her left foot on the yellow dot, then crumpled to the floor when she saw that
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2their shirts to reveal their nipple piercings and Jefrey tattoos. Everyone thought Jefery was a hero. Everyone, that is, except for Susan B. Komen. She had kept abreast of his s
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1"Pass the raisins? Is that what you said?" Jack Benny was unsure about the passive voice of the word "krapis" and he looked expectantly at Harry, hoping for a little help. Poison
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4the tuffet, Miss Muffet clearly upset about it. The cereal killers reloaded with their milkyguns and took off after the spoonerisms before anyone else noticed. "I got Special K
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6"Wash you hands after blowing your nose," chanted the robonurse. A kleenex popped out of the slot and a squirt of sanitizer caught me in the left eye. My plasma regained its mome
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2as he blew his nasty breath over the cradle, baptizing the heir to the throne in rampion aroma. Little King Fifer gagged, then coughed, waving his chubby arms as Sir Fredrick look
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5had taught him to be adventurous. Dipping his paddle into the churning waters, he felt a bit like Bob Ross himself. Soft-spoken, but sexy-as-hell he was...or at least that's what
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5For a long time, he had been considering wearing the skirt. Who decided that men couldn't entertain this option, after all? This one, a plaid crepe, was calling to him and he
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1but never mind. Tomato soup was on the menu for today so no on would notice. What do Slovaks eat, they wondered? Pulling their spices and their ingenuity together, they offered u