Finished Folds (5741—5760)
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3They proceeded on with their dinner plans, however, pausing only briefly, puzzlingly, in front of one vendor offering a meatloaf special with bananas foster. Out of nowhere,
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4Notwen retreated to his basket lab, contemplating the physics of dark periods. "I must have miscalculated Slorbnx's formula." Notwen felt ashamed that he'd disappointed his mento
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2Mabel was sick and tired of her tiny piglet, but didn't want to piss off the animal activists by doing anything too hasty. Scooping up the squealing porker, she shoved Wilbur into
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3Santa frowned at that attitude and carefully placed a black mark beside the ungrateful brat's name. "No X-box games for you this year," he chuckled, turning up Hendrix another dec
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5nd, putting his hands on his hips, he pondered the redecorating job at hand. Should he go with ruby red for the pew seats or be adventurous and choose aqua? Gandolf sashayed to
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2None of us bargained on this when we signed up for the home ec refresher class down at the community center. Hell, all we had wanted to do was learn how to can tomatoes and now
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6, judging me as I dropped a stitch. If I had my Corona, I could've knit better. I looked back over at her, secretly envious of the doiley she was crotcheting. I hate her. She
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4enamored with cheap gin and expensive tonic. His magenta fedora pulled low, he scuttled about the dock, waiting to see if Gilligan would be sailing by anytime soon. The ocean bre
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3e chair and momentarily lamented the fact that it had missed Phil by quite a bit. Phil catapulted himself over the ottoman over to the fireplace where he grabbed the chartreuse
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2wandered momentarily across his mind, but then he turned back to matters at hand: the washing machine. He could have sworn he separated his socks from his underwear, but upon clo
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2Oh yeah, nothin' like alcohol and plus-sized women to get a muppet going. Elmo was upset, however, about mowing down the children, thinking he prolly should have watned them, but
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6innocently watched Mrs. Milgillicutty enjoy her laced coffee, knowing for sure we wouldn't have to take our math test this afternoon. By the time we finished our snakpaks, she'd
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6to the music...The Charleston! "Dad, you could participate more fully in this dance marathon if you would get out of your seat." Dad moped, but since his arms were already moving
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3Still, he had to admit he had enjoyed her ploy. An elderly hobbit came to his rescue, whisking him to the ER on his bicycle. When the nurse came into his room, he'd explained tha
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3They'd fit in well there. "Wagon-hoooo!" cried the minotaur, crumpling the map and gesturing wildly to get the cattle's attention. An hour later, they were in Vegas, checking in
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3Kathi Lee Gifford scraped her fingernails across the chalkboard, causing Jen to cross her legs and clench her teeth. Nonplussed, Kathi Lee ran across the room, screaming for
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5"Arthur...ARTHUR..." she croaked. Arthur wouldn't answer. He hated her. Hated her voice, hated her face, hated everything about her. In general, he hated all frogs and this was
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1eardrum, deep and penetrating. I was glad she was using cerelean blue, though, to color in my shorts because it's always been my favorite color. OK, stop pushing so hard...uhhhuh
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5Marta then smoked her hookah because she thought it would be funny to play hookey AND play hookah at the same time while watching TV. Damn. Maybe being a bachelorette isn't what
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1the rest of the snowmen removed their helmets and trudged away from the motley family once and for all. They couldn't bear to watch the Go Go juice wasted. HBB became a princess.