Finished Folds (5761—5780)
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3I'll scratch yours if you'll scratch mine. Oh, wait...I forgot...you don't have one.
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1Crocodiles have no concept of direct objects, lest we forget. The vanilla egg looked good, though, and Captain Hook's mouth watered at the sight of it. Piercing it with his hook,
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2If I told you once, I told you a thousand times...don't pick your nose! Cramer bent his head in shame, knowing she'd have to tell him a thousand and one times. An anger boiled up
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4crap." But then again, I did need to use the restroom rather badly. Maybe it wasn't crap after all. No way am I polluting the Euphrates, not after what Wolfgang did. I guess we
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4then stumbled over to the piano and pulled out Bach's "Air on a G-string." "Sing!" she demanded, as her fingers flew over the keys. Apparently the neighbords were listening to
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2and a small microphone tucked behind a thorn on (ironically enough) the Peace rose, I had second thoughts about what was going in at night. Was my secret spy personality checking
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5ed, with a gleam in his eye. "I love it when you talk dino to me, " purred Sue. Just then, the waiter arrived with some warm saki and a bowl of squid. Valery sighed when Sue
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3she smeared the Koran with leftover whipped cream. Ahab would have liked to evict her, but since he'd had that unfortunate incident with the can opener all those years ago, he was
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3"Perry, you've not taken your meds today, have you?" crooned Barbara softly, as she tried to smooth his cowlick. "You know Coily is your cousin. Furthermore, there are no rubber
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4hat really made no difference in the long run, since he planned admit her to the psyche ward anyway. Just as he was turning to pick up her chart, however, Marcella emerged, and Dr
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4mandible. Owwwww! That stung a bit. GM Beast paused to take a puff of his Marlboro and blew the smoke into McManaman's lap, which was now located over his left shoulder. My man
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3hold a seance to bring Diana back, so that he could apologize. Plus, these particular pot brownies had flaxseed added in, making them healthy and nutritious. Luis swallowed one
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5downing french fries like there was no tomorrow. But wait, maybe there would really be no tomorrow. "Give me one of those french fries, son!" I shouted. The Dayton skyline appea
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3he flared his nostrils at them, distant and disdainful. Oh, but Bret was not humorless for no good reason. Wanda was the reason he was too serious. She had stolen not only his
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5wearing a tutu. Newt craned his head to watch the vulture come swooping down on him, pecking at him until he was forced to watch an awkwardly arid version of Swan Lake. Sweating,
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1mimicking the Doobie Brothers. So they packed up and traveled to China Grove, Texas, where they encountered a fish out of water. No opimum here, no sirree, bob. Everyone had
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5"But this," he crowed as he held up a yellow-spotted codpiece, "This I can pair with other things I have in my closet." Happy it was on sale, the prehistorics took their purchases
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2hairdryer and turned it on him. "You may never, ever, touch my hair again." I left then, without paying and knocked all the bottles of OPI off the counter as I stormed out.
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4One sunny morning, I looked into the mirror and noticed that for absolutely no reason at all, a toenail was imbedded into my forehead. Either that, or it grew there. "Odd..." I
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1of human consciousness motivated her to call the White House and ask for Bob. All androids know that "Bob" is a code name for Ronald Reagan and that Reagan is alive and well. She