Finished Folds (5761—5780)
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3Still, he had to admit he had enjoyed her ploy. An elderly hobbit came to his rescue, whisking him to the ER on his bicycle. When the nurse came into his room, he'd explained tha
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3They'd fit in well there. "Wagon-hoooo!" cried the minotaur, crumpling the map and gesturing wildly to get the cattle's attention. An hour later, they were in Vegas, checking in
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3Kathi Lee Gifford scraped her fingernails across the chalkboard, causing Jen to cross her legs and clench her teeth. Nonplussed, Kathi Lee ran across the room, screaming for
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5"Arthur...ARTHUR..." she croaked. Arthur wouldn't answer. He hated her. Hated her voice, hated her face, hated everything about her. In general, he hated all frogs and this was
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1eardrum, deep and penetrating. I was glad she was using cerelean blue, though, to color in my shorts because it's always been my favorite color. OK, stop pushing so hard...uhhhuh
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5Marta then smoked her hookah because she thought it would be funny to play hookey AND play hookah at the same time while watching TV. Damn. Maybe being a bachelorette isn't what
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1the rest of the snowmen removed their helmets and trudged away from the motley family once and for all. They couldn't bear to watch the Go Go juice wasted. HBB became a princess.
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3I'll scratch yours if you'll scratch mine. Oh, wait...I forgot...you don't have one.
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1Crocodiles have no concept of direct objects, lest we forget. The vanilla egg looked good, though, and Captain Hook's mouth watered at the sight of it. Piercing it with his hook,
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2If I told you once, I told you a thousand times...don't pick your nose! Cramer bent his head in shame, knowing she'd have to tell him a thousand and one times. An anger boiled up
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4crap." But then again, I did need to use the restroom rather badly. Maybe it wasn't crap after all. No way am I polluting the Euphrates, not after what Wolfgang did. I guess we
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4then stumbled over to the piano and pulled out Bach's "Air on a G-string." "Sing!" she demanded, as her fingers flew over the keys. Apparently the neighbords were listening to
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2and a small microphone tucked behind a thorn on (ironically enough) the Peace rose, I had second thoughts about what was going in at night. Was my secret spy personality checking
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5ed, with a gleam in his eye. "I love it when you talk dino to me, " purred Sue. Just then, the waiter arrived with some warm saki and a bowl of squid. Valery sighed when Sue
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3she smeared the Koran with leftover whipped cream. Ahab would have liked to evict her, but since he'd had that unfortunate incident with the can opener all those years ago, he was
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3"Perry, you've not taken your meds today, have you?" crooned Barbara softly, as she tried to smooth his cowlick. "You know Coily is your cousin. Furthermore, there are no rubber
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4hat really made no difference in the long run, since he planned admit her to the psyche ward anyway. Just as he was turning to pick up her chart, however, Marcella emerged, and Dr
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4mandible. Owwwww! That stung a bit. GM Beast paused to take a puff of his Marlboro and blew the smoke into McManaman's lap, which was now located over his left shoulder. My man
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3hold a seance to bring Diana back, so that he could apologize. Plus, these particular pot brownies had flaxseed added in, making them healthy and nutritious. Luis swallowed one
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5downing french fries like there was no tomorrow. But wait, maybe there would really be no tomorrow. "Give me one of those french fries, son!" I shouted. The Dayton skyline appea