Finished Folds (61—80)
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6(horrors) "Ode to a Koala Bear" by Paul McCartney.What's more, it was apparent that Pastor & the Filch were tone-deaf because all the windows in the castle were breaking! Old Koala
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2the break room & how it didn't even seem like he'd HAD a weekend. "Mornin', Maggie," he muttered from his navel. Maggie did not make eye contact with the hideous torso.
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3Squeamish realization hit him at that moment, but not before his mouth watered in anticipation of sampling his own rather meaty left thumb. "Please pass the ketchup," he asked.
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5ladies gasped because they all of the sudden realized he was Lloyd, the bartender from the Overlook Hotel. He peered intently at them & smiled, but his eyes were frozen.
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3Missouri to torment a little boy named Huckleberry Finn. Most readers think Injun Joe was the bad guy in the story, but no. Always watch out for women named "Becky".
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2knew it, but this, ALL this...forced me to hit my pause button. This was not what I'd wanted. This was not my intention...& yet I had to be honest. This tragedy was all my fault.
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2didn't smile when she told me that, so I assumed she was telling me the truth. "Really?" I asked. "That's, um...cool. Let's ride this time-traveling train, then!" "ALL ABOARD!" the
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4sang Wagner in the shower, so...well, I don't need to explain. I guess. "Hey," I interjected. "How about some ice cream? I know it sounds hypernormal, but how about vanilla?"
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3& hid it in my pocket, just in case. I pondered (just for an instant) my granddaddy's desire for me to go to Yale. All things considered, I probably should have listened, but
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5his own hole, then woke up two months later to witness the bright multi-colored fruity crop coloring the countryside. A milky sky rained down on them & they all leapt for joy!
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2"& ruin your teeth!" The boys didn't heed Dad's warning, though, & drank Dew to their hearts content, so they grew up to be impotent, toothless & permanently wired. Kids these days
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4rld of the two "all-beef" patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun...and the clown who had started it all in 1955. Cow genocide it was. A Kroc!
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5.......................was at a loss for words. I
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3, reflecting the time I'd asked for a regular Arby's Roast Beef & left with more meat than I could devour. Yeah, that experience was worthy of a country song. Then I wrote a song
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10They were all just about to "dive into the deep", so to speak, when Detective Manatee crashed the party, seeking his next unsolved mystery. His timing was, as usual, impeccable.
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11And then he disappeared into the crowd. Looking back, all those years ago, I wish I'd produced a bun & requested condiments, for I never met another like him. He was a real weiner.
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15secretly despised Regina. She was so freakin' two-faced, but at the same time so was he, for Herman longed for Regina's touch & her kisses (from both sets of lips) were divine. Now
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3had no choice but to back away, hop back into my Mercedes, and out of her life forever. I hope she escaped those nasty dead rats. Oh well. Gotta get back to the hospital...stat!
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7mouse up or we are over!" Mickey considered his options. Finally he exploded! "Cheesus, Minnie! You'll have to accept me as I am. I can't erase what's happened!" Meanwhile, Goofy
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4risma & character as she declared, "You can have anything you want in this life, if you dress for it!" And with a swoosh & a swirl,she swept away, heels clicking & tongues wagging.