Finished Folds (41—60)
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3pieces. GAWD! He'd made such a mess of his life! He felt a soft swish behind him the darkness. "Who's there?!" Sewer Twat cried.(Swish) "Want a balloon?" It whispered. "NOOOOOO!!"
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3they ended up at Waffle House 'cos they took a wrong turn on Rt. 278. "Hey, let's just live here! We can just bring our cushions in here & stay." So they did. Smothered & covered.
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8doggies, even bad pups like Cerberus. "Let's go bye-bye! Wanna go bye-bye, boy? OK!" Jesus crouched down & gave Cerberus a goody. Then they ascended into heaven, where all dogs go.
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3covered from head to toe. It was the funniest thing that'd ever happened to them, they agreed, when they recounted the story at their 50th high school reunion.Then they all hugged!
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6huddled together to discuss my sheepish suggestion. Finally the ringleader approached me & replied (testily). "We've reconsidered. You said you had 3 bags full? We want them all!"
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2I tried to understand. But our cultures and governments got in our way. I waved across the miles to my would-be friends. Farewell! I hope we can sing "Imagine" together someday...
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3remained distracted by his doughnut trail. Carefully he dropped a french crueller, then a chocolate sprinkled, a cream-filled, a glazed...then backtracked to escape. The PO-lice
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3Aphrodite & Hermes glided over to the doorstep to inspect. "I can't. I just can't." Aphrodite cried, turning away from the bloody mess. "It's a message," Hermes stated knowingly.
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3do it! I am the guilty party!" I hung my head & tried my best to appear guilty.By now, the PO-leece were crawling all over the room,searching for more evidence. "Here's the broach!
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6Kevin's remains were discovered by archeologists 2,000 years later, fwap-fwap-fwapping in the wind in the middle of the great Montana Desert. The coral ghosts exacted their revenge
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6I got what I deserve, I suppose, acting up &thinking people would love me, actually believing Walt would render me immortal at a theme park in Florida, of all places. RATS...
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4go with you?" I didn't answer, but grabbed the member & tugged...& the rest, as they say, is history. Me & my member are kicking back, enjoying the good life now. Come what may.
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3Fogley squeezed himself under the fence & I just missed grabbing him by his fat hind legs before he made it into Mrs. Kravitz' back yard. OH CRAP! I heard a scream, a shot, a YELP
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7follow you, like the stench of 1000 bloated bodies washed ashore in the aftermath of a nuclear hurricane. Your arm gets stuck in the subway turnstile, but you lurch on, determined
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7It was a rhetorical question &we both knew the answer. But my Mee-Maw taught me when I was 5 that I had to clean my plate,on account of the starving kids in India, so I ate it all.
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4did when saddled by a beautiful woman. "Giddyup, Sir Mr. Ed," she said & dug her heels into his sides. He galloped gallantly over the lush Hollywood Hills, enjoying the feel of her
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4On impulse& just for old time's sake before we parted ways forever, I lifted my leg & left my mark. Then I shoved my nose in their crotches one last time. The door was now open & I
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4, the creature (whatever it really was) appeared momentarily startled & then gollumped away into the dark night. Sad really, as far as legends go. Really only sew-sew.
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4??! Then he got to thinking about all that had happened & how ridiculous it was for him to feel bad. He started to laugh when he realized she'd married...a TERATOMA!
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4it wasn't illegal and immoral. Besides, Nurse reasoned, tomorrow might bring about "change". She giggled at her little joke & prepared the evening prune juice cocktails.