Finished Folds (81—100)
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3"Now, after all that's happened, I wanted to make sure you got the point!" Clovis punned & twisted the pencil. Clive got the point, alright. And so did Clovis.
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3e or less roamed the plains of Montana with them for the rest of their lives, where the deer and the antelope play. Finally, they were home. Home on the range.
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4walked in the door right at that very moment, rolled his eyes, sighed, and said, "OK, OK, OK...You can take your vacation days. For God's sake, GO!" I leapt up & was outta there!
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3found the words: "Um, please. Don't eat me. I still have so much of my life to live... I've never been in love, I want to go to college & truth be told, I'm kinda stringy." Porky
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4Dessert will also be served &yes, it is a little dry, but you can order it a la commode if you like.Oh& then afterdinner drinks will be served cliff-side. A 40% tip is appreciated.
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6, bound & determined that Stu was gonna learn his lesson or... "SURPRISE!" Everyone jumped out of their hiding places & Stu was carrying a big pink birthday cake. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
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2time he didn't want to smile at them anyway. No, Gus wanted to kill them. His emoji face belied his true intentions, for behind that round yellow facade lived a monster. Psychosis
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3The Secret Service caught me before I could complete my "final exam" & I was taken away to jail. The next day, though, Trump pardoned me & invited me to serve as his advisor.
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2The horse lowered itself for Little Sally to mount. "Giddyup Horsey!" she giggled & the creature, sprouting great dark wings, took off into the sky. "Wheee!" Sally had no idea she
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2center of our squabble. #@!#(oof)443!##(reeaww!)3!@*$%(dammit!)$$@*%$!(yowwwl!) I rose triumphant holding the laser pointer above my head. "Here Kitty!" But kitty didn't come.
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3himself! Dumbo belly flopped into the sea, keeping his trunk above water while flapping his ears beneath the surface. From the shore a little boy cried, "Mommy! Loch Ness Monster!"
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2..yet were too lazy to work. We were all of all of one mind, despite our diverse thinking, and quite rational when we weren't acting crazy. In some ways we felt free here in prison
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2the truth. And the truth was, I felt ambivalent and this is what really worried me. I wanted it ALL: passion, excitement, longing, the whole enchilada. "I'm sorry, but I need a
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3a plain ol' bicycle. He learned an important lesson that day, how to be truly cool. Scale back, work hard, don't expect handouts, live simply, and get on that bike and ride.
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3I love you too, so...I DO...now and forever...'til death, etc." "You may now kiss the bride!" the priest declared, relieved. They kissed, everyone cheered & the celebration began!
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3I hung my head, sincerely apologized, said I'd never do such a thing again, then waited for my privileges to be reinstated. "Come here, ya knucklehead," Mom cooed & gave me a hug.
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3The man was genius. Eccentric, yes, but aren't all artists? A crowd gathered. "YOU!" he suddenly pointed at me. "What do you see here?" Amazingly, the spilled paint resembled
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2Melody barely glanced his way. "Maybe," she replied "I'll go out w/you IF you can choose my favorite song." He looked over her shoulder. "Easy." He slid a quarter into the jukebox
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1then just had to laugh. There was something special about him, that he could make me laugh. Plus, his dimples mesmerized me. I replied back in my best French accent, "Oui, but you
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2arrested for not picking up after Tiffany. You heard me: ARRESTED! We spent the night in the slammer, hungry, pissed, & determined never to let any of this happen ever again!