Finished Folds (101—120)
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3But tonight's gonna be a good night. Tonight's gonna be a good good night. Fergie jumped off the sofa & ran as fast as she could out of her psychiatrist's office.
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4been some issue with our pie production?" "Sort of," replied Danny, looking sheepish. "The pies. They...they taste funny. We don't know why." "Preposterous!" He toppled the table &
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3(DING-dong!) Oh wait! My pizza's here. But when I opened the door, it wasn't the delivery guy. No one was there. There was just this little square box with my name on it.
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5: If I told you once, I told you a thousand times -- LOVE me, LOVE each other, STOP being selfish & spending your life collecting stuff, & CLEAN UP after yourselves! Oh & no guns.
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712-year-old fan. "Can I have you autograph & get a selfie?" The photo went viral: The kid & Professor Slash grinning, holding the dead alien & dripping lil' scissors.
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8, black heart, and a psuedo-extroverted personality that attracted all the single ladies, despite his abundance of freckles. His new name? Danny Bonaduce.
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4"Sure, Grandpa," Jimmy sighed. "Amazing, Grandpa!" Jane echoed, also sighing. It was a nightly ritual: Storytime with Grandpa Ghost. "He still doesn't know he's DEAD!" whispered
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5the ugliest baby ever seen. It had a forked tongue, tiny horns growing from its head, red glowing eyes, & the number 666 imprinted in its speckled little buttocks. The End is Here!
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4. Complete & utter silence. I was naked. The landscape was bare too, but for a single tree with a single apple. I reached for it. A loud voice from above: "Do NOT do THAT again!"
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2sphincter spasm (ugh!) 7. Twirl around like a delighted princess. 8. Conduct a symphony on a train. 9. Wander as you wonder. 10. Butter your butt & call yourself a biscuit. 10.
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4, being a very kind rabbit, tended to his wounds & fed him soup & a grilled cheese sandwich. Comforted, he curled up & fell asleep for 100 years. When he woke, he was a boy again.
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6the thousands of hours he'd invested in listening to motivational speakers was finally paying off. When he reached the top, he shouted, "I've FAILED my way to the TOP! YEEE-HAAWW!"
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1Ooooo...that feels kinda good. Lower. Lower. Funny how what seems at first to be terrifying ends up being...delightful. At that moment, I embraced both Madness & Midnight.
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2Rudy Tootoot was frantically rummaging through the debris. "It's gotta be in here somewhere! Please, God, help me find..." At that moment, the phone inside rang again. Rudy tripped
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3let bygones be bygones, particularly since there was not a damn thing he could do. He extended his hand to Margo, who gasped in surprise. She shook his hand & said, "I'm sorry".
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8winking at Eleanor Rigby. Her lonely eyes lit up each time she opened her pantry & saw me, well, just sitting there. One day, she opened my jar & I emerged, beet-faced & remorseful
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4with what I knew, but he looked so damned happy standing there in his oil-stained blue coveralls & cap. Plus he gave me a coupon. I realized then: a simple life is a good life.
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3brought his books to the circulation desk for "check out". "The books are due back by 8 p.m.tomorrow night. You can drop them off at my place" she whispered. His book worm stirred.
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2"Uh...OK...wha-whaat do you want from me?" I stammered. Beefa Weefa smiled, but her smile didn't quite reach her eyes. "General Tso's chicken, extra rice, & 4 spring rolls!"
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5So Wilma took up with the Professor, changed her name to Wilhelmina, got her PhD in anthropology and declared Fred a Neanderthal.