Finished Folds (181—200)
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4a little spritz of blood would shoot out of her wound reminding everyone how dire the situation was. The EMT whose parents were actors who spent their life on the vaudeville circui
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4"Tell us where you want him, Sandy," yodeled the biggest lobster at the front of the pack. Sandy the lobster's eye antennae took on a menacing shape. "Throw him in
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2out on the water found the body later that day. He had been looking for a sign of how to handle his failing marriage. This message from God was clear. He had to murder his wife.
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2, served shakeneth, not stirred. Allowed thine movie references to become jumbled. I'll haveth what this wench has havethed. You hadeth me at good morrow. Showeth me the coinage!"
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4Slamming his appendage down onto the desk, Det. Manatee cursed under his voluminous whiskers. He would have to set up a sting operation at the next logical target: the Lincoln Memo
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4I even got my picture put on the "King of the Month" corkboard in the breakroom which is hung on the east wall next to the broken RC Cola vending machine.
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5He slowly trudged to the window and opened it realizing he had been bested. The wind poured in. He took one step onto the windowsill. Opened his arms wide...[Fade to black]
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6an adaptation of "Of Mice and Men". Being one of a large stature and having what some (not me) would describe as a "brutish quality," the monster fostered high hopes for his chance
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6The space groundhogs only had one bargaining chip but it was big. If you don't meet our demands they said, we will refuse to see our shadows ushering in an epoch of eternal winter.
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5driftwood and used the skimmer to lift him out and launch him over the chain link fence. He landed some 15 feet away and remained until he wasted away into nothingness.
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3rodeo clown," my partner said patting me on the back and awkwardly trying to wipe the tears from my face. I nodded while brushing his hands away. The Twinkie was moist.
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3look like the type of broad who doesn't know the meaning of the word." Fowzilla's face broke out into a fit of spasms making her unibrow appear to be inching across her forehead.
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16-course meal! For my first course I would like an amuse-bouche. For my 2nd course I would like a classically prepared dry aged beef tartare. For my 3rd course, a thoughtfully
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6Dr. Feelgood sauntered into the patient's room wearing a tie-dye Grateful Dead shirt and crescent moon shaped sunglasses. "The doc is in the building," he purred as he struck
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5find his car keys. He was a man of few words, many of them being, "Have you seen my keys? I could swear they were right here a second ago." He is survived by his
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4the antidote. 7) If you can't find it, slowly shrivel up. 8) Allow your skin to melt off your bones and your eyeballs to pop out of your skull like a champagne cork. 9) Visit a
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3(4) Watched a master caricaturist at work. Became jealous of his talent. Drew a picture of myself with exaggerated self-worth.
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5open fields of poppy encircling the Golden Palace of the 7 Thieves. The fungus-fueled high, they announced, allowed them to see past any pedantic understanding of the space-time
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2elbows over the deepest part of the Potomac River. "I don't know, CAN you?" he replied snottily. Angel took a deep breath as he drew x marks for eyes on his drawing of the barbaria
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5. Later they would marry in a ceremony attended by several Martian dignitaries. Unbeknownst to those gathered it would be a shotgun wedding. One month later Ed would be born.