Finished Folds (181—200)
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5feel in control of his body, of someone else. But then the waves of guilt come- like the strafing runs of a fighter jet. And he feels little. And alone. And the cycle continues.
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5By the time the Vatican Coucil arrived, I was a blubbering mess sitting on the floor surrounded by my empty cans of cheese whizz. I knew there was no absolving this one so I
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4left me in a bit of a pickle. I liked my daughter. I didn't want her to die. But there was only one radiation suit and I was the only one who knew the process to shut down the core
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3no time. Dog ate your parents? Have the dog's stomach pumped then take your parent's remains to a shaman to get them reanimated. Can't open the pickle jar?
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3-olate square- milk chocolate, my favorite. I took a sip of my coffee, the lazy steam wafting up from my "World's Best Mom" mug to fog my glasses. I loved my easy sunday mornings.
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4bidet with armrests and given an injection of some mysterious hot pink serum. As his reality began to melt around him, a VR headset was placed over his eyes and a controller was
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3"I'll think about it!" The co-executives nodded in approval at his fair and even-handed decision and shuffled out the building and over a cliff. Being lemmings they were prone to
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6A rebellion was brewing in the east, the One Ruler was told by his most trusted advisor. "They are being led by a man they call John Cage." The One Ruler peered into the jewels on
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4Oswald Higgins (Great grandson to Henry) was apoplectic. "No, no, no ANNUNCIATE!" He grabbed the zombie woman by the shoulders. "You won't be accepted in high society unless you
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5to the top of the tallest greasy spoon. Big Flats, WI was up first and they planned a parade in Mr. Pancakes honor. Floats, ticket tape, the whole shebang. Even Aunt Jemima would
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4And I was more than happy to retrieve these uncommon foodstuffs but then my blender started asking for items that were not accepted as food in polite society. First dog, then bald
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4the ancient mystic Baba Ganoush. I remembered his teaching and began chanting, "The power of the mind outweighs that of the flesh." I tried not to think of my flaming shirt and cha
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4a little spritz of blood would shoot out of her wound reminding everyone how dire the situation was. The EMT whose parents were actors who spent their life on the vaudeville circui
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4"Tell us where you want him, Sandy," yodeled the biggest lobster at the front of the pack. Sandy the lobster's eye antennae took on a menacing shape. "Throw him in
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2out on the water found the body later that day. He had been looking for a sign of how to handle his failing marriage. This message from God was clear. He had to murder his wife.
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2, served shakeneth, not stirred. Allowed thine movie references to become jumbled. I'll haveth what this wench has havethed. You hadeth me at good morrow. Showeth me the coinage!"
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4Slamming his appendage down onto the desk, Det. Manatee cursed under his voluminous whiskers. He would have to set up a sting operation at the next logical target: the Lincoln Memo
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4I even got my picture put on the "King of the Month" corkboard in the breakroom which is hung on the east wall next to the broken RC Cola vending machine.
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5He slowly trudged to the window and opened it realizing he had been bested. The wind poured in. He took one step onto the windowsill. Opened his arms wide...[Fade to black]
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6an adaptation of "Of Mice and Men". Being one of a large stature and having what some (not me) would describe as a "brutish quality," the monster fostered high hopes for his chance