Finished Folds (201—220)
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6"Megadick" O'Hanrahan. Oh screw it, the children have to grow up at some point. Send 'em that way, I say, and they will come back worldly citizens of the... Well... World.
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6they aren't exactly allowed in your diet. Come to think of it, the Trump forces had caused you to start eating a whole swatch of unfamiliar items. There was the time you
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2-ugh. But the opportunities for branding were endless- Monkey's Wrench Plumbing was one company name that came to mind. I began to design the business cards as my tail swished
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5The comparison struck a cord with her. Her mother had died in a freak "stuck to the front of the tilt-a-whirl ride" accident. She clenched her fists and screamed, "No! You're a 1!"
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6A music exec from RCA happened to overhear Brandon's mind voice choir singing while he attended Coachella and offered to sign them on the spot. The choir improvised a musical reply
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5General Periwinkle Sugarplum, tactical leader of the sprite army, met with his advisory group to map out their attack. Forest squadron would attack from the north using the nearby
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3Noone enveloped Shay in a warm embrace that reminded her of her long since dead Nanna. She could almost feel the warm breeze that used to blow through her grandma's porch.
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5But wouldn't you know it, the very next day I ran into him again at the grocery store. The perverted prostate doctor reached for my grapes but I slapped his hand away. "Doc,
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6fight for my honor but my body remained inert. My soul was not willing and my body was weak but by some stroke of luck my spirit jumped into the fray. It threw a left hook at the
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5The medium stared at me incredulously. "Are you- are you kidding me?" I stared back intently. The black tigers sensing the tension slowly backed out of the tent one by one.
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6Eli stepped aside sheepishly as the robot carted the feces outside. It wasn't the first time Eli had run afoul of a robot but it certainly was the most recent time. Eli kicked a
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3Custer continued about his day with a robust and newfound confidence after his conversational victory. Everything seemed to be coming up Custer. The barista gave him his coffee on
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5"How far will this take me," she asked with a wink. The greyhound ticket agent counted the pile of filings laid before him then with a twirl of his pencil thin mustache he replied
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3"By the skull of greybeard! This does not make sense!" The scientist immediately called his counterpart in Zurich to compare findings. "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!
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5litter removal so I knew a lot of unsavory types in the underworld who owed me a favor. I coughed up a furball. I would need all the help I could get to get out of the city.
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4fought tots who rot lots. But the anaconda was more interested in the mamba (or was it the samba) music pouring out of the Honda over yonder. Lisa would
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6did so unwillingly. Rows upon rows of mourners handcuffed to each other like some morbid chain gang had been dragged to the funeral. When one would attempt an escape, security was
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5the topic of gender politics under the sea. Needless to say they aren't very evolved down there. Still there are some perks to being a transgender squid. First of all, you
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5[rest of quote redacted by US government]." You pointed at the sky then gave a thumbs up. It's funny how sometimes life's loose ends get tied up in a tidy, little bow.
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3-ol but ahead of home economics. Nobody could cook. Nobody knew how to do their laundry. But if you asked them how to spell "Bildungsroman" you'd have 30 students lined up