Finished Folds (201—220)
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6The space groundhogs only had one bargaining chip but it was big. If you don't meet our demands they said, we will refuse to see our shadows ushering in an epoch of eternal winter.
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5driftwood and used the skimmer to lift him out and launch him over the chain link fence. He landed some 15 feet away and remained until he wasted away into nothingness.
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3rodeo clown," my partner said patting me on the back and awkwardly trying to wipe the tears from my face. I nodded while brushing his hands away. The Twinkie was moist.
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3look like the type of broad who doesn't know the meaning of the word." Fowzilla's face broke out into a fit of spasms making her unibrow appear to be inching across her forehead.
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16-course meal! For my first course I would like an amuse-bouche. For my 2nd course I would like a classically prepared dry aged beef tartare. For my 3rd course, a thoughtfully
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6Dr. Feelgood sauntered into the patient's room wearing a tie-dye Grateful Dead shirt and crescent moon shaped sunglasses. "The doc is in the building," he purred as he struck
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5find his car keys. He was a man of few words, many of them being, "Have you seen my keys? I could swear they were right here a second ago." He is survived by his
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4the antidote. 7) If you can't find it, slowly shrivel up. 8) Allow your skin to melt off your bones and your eyeballs to pop out of your skull like a champagne cork. 9) Visit a
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3(4) Watched a master caricaturist at work. Became jealous of his talent. Drew a picture of myself with exaggerated self-worth.
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5open fields of poppy encircling the Golden Palace of the 7 Thieves. The fungus-fueled high, they announced, allowed them to see past any pedantic understanding of the space-time
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2elbows over the deepest part of the Potomac River. "I don't know, CAN you?" he replied snottily. Angel took a deep breath as he drew x marks for eyes on his drawing of the barbaria
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5. Later they would marry in a ceremony attended by several Martian dignitaries. Unbeknownst to those gathered it would be a shotgun wedding. One month later Ed would be born.
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6"Megadick" O'Hanrahan. Oh screw it, the children have to grow up at some point. Send 'em that way, I say, and they will come back worldly citizens of the... Well... World.
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6they aren't exactly allowed in your diet. Come to think of it, the Trump forces had caused you to start eating a whole swatch of unfamiliar items. There was the time you
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2-ugh. But the opportunities for branding were endless- Monkey's Wrench Plumbing was one company name that came to mind. I began to design the business cards as my tail swished
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5The comparison struck a cord with her. Her mother had died in a freak "stuck to the front of the tilt-a-whirl ride" accident. She clenched her fists and screamed, "No! You're a 1!"
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6A music exec from RCA happened to overhear Brandon's mind voice choir singing while he attended Coachella and offered to sign them on the spot. The choir improvised a musical reply
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5General Periwinkle Sugarplum, tactical leader of the sprite army, met with his advisory group to map out their attack. Forest squadron would attack from the north using the nearby
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3Noone enveloped Shay in a warm embrace that reminded her of her long since dead Nanna. She could almost feel the warm breeze that used to blow through her grandma's porch.
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5But wouldn't you know it, the very next day I ran into him again at the grocery store. The perverted prostate doctor reached for my grapes but I slapped his hand away. "Doc,