Finished Folds (241—260)
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5e it ready in time to rest atop the bed of maggot-filled couscous. The spiced mojito still paired well with the putrid dish but his mother was not going to be happy. He slammed the
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4They were the toast of Garbagefire, Trashtown. They even had the key to the city which consisted of a banana peel wrapped around a janky shard of glass. They were the creme de la
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11The air of desperation was palpable. Within seconds I was surrounded by the undead denizens of the morgue and within minutes my datebook was filled with engagements until next May.
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2ith "those that have wronged him." It didn't matter. In 2 hours I would be on a jet to the Cook Islands. I chuckled until I heard from behind the closet door his voice: "I'm here."
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5Ginger's eyes filled with pure unadulterated hatred. Her skin grew cold and her hair once healthy and radiant like the sun fell out in clumps. She fell to her knees as her body
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5every large donation of Saturnine bucks to the cause. His campaign slogan was "Make the Milky Way Great Again!" His robot wife and kids despised his ambitions.
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3chomped down harder on his cigar as he surveyed his mook-filled office. There was a time when he would have just killed them all. Started over from scratch. But henchman were a
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4I grabbed my car keys and MacBook (so I could continue the fold) and sped to the dgbfxdfv hospital. The spasms dggfvuikki picked up frequency. I had one hand on the steering wheel
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3horses and all the king's men were blissfully unaware of the trap they were entering. Chumpty Dumpty slid into the banquet through the back door, a vial of lye in his back pocket.
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6Feathered Adonises strode forth from the broken shells- their beaks chiseled, their chests large and muscular. One by one they knelt before their Queen.
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3a impersonators come out and do their jazz dance routine set to "Monster Mash". Then we set off the pyrotechnics. Boom bam thank you mam, curtain.
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3The crowd shared bewildered looks. "Say that one more time," said one particularly portly gentleman in the front." "I said," she replied patiently "that Stewart is dead and this
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4are for those saps in the living world. What you need, Satan are you listening to me, what you need babe is a gimmick. Some kind of dog and pony show that'll spice up your brand."
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2he could do eighths and sixteenths. From time to time he even dabbled in hundredths and quadrillionths though his mother claimed they were the devil's lure. But try as he might
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3AND they promised free delivery for any order over $46. I've always thought it an arbitrary dollar amount to choose but who was I to argue with such a great deal on shrubberies.
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5"Chin up sport. It took them a while to warm up to me as well." Billabong Bill glowered at Mariana Trench as she traipsed away. Methinks I have an idea, he thought to himself.
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2ew one of them: they themselves were murderers. One county deputy had recovered a bag of weed off of them after a routine traffic stop
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6I could feel a cold sweat gathering on my brow as i considered my next move. With every new idea that entered my head, I could see the Venusians processing every counter move.
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3What seemed like an eternity passed as I stared at the lifeless body lying in a pile of tangled limbs upstage center. I held back the urge to vomit and steadied myself against the
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4But I forbade it. I gathered the 12 monkeys up and stuffed them back in the oak barrel where they belong. Then I rushed into the living room and turned on the tv for my favorite