Finished Folds (221—240)
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5ove into Det. Manatee's 36 oz cup of new coke and shuddered at the thought of the blunder which of course they had just gotten word of. Oh what a blunder it was! Oh to be
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3the Knights of Columbus meeting room where mere hours earlier a rousing game of Bingo was taking place. "Or is it Benedict?" he proved though the shadowy figure remained silent.
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4the dummy's head slowly turned to face him. That toothless grin. Those arched eyebrows. Wearing his threadbare plaid suit that smelled of whiskey and the broken dreams of an era
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3"I'll take my response off air," the caller said with a click. Flopsweat began to pour down Larry Devine's angular face. He had no retort for the diatribe he was just audience to.
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9my partner, Tad Worthington and I were examining the scene of the crime. There was a miniscule spot of blood splatter along the wall where the potato bug had met his demise.
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5It was a slow news day. The station chief glowered at his bullpen. "We had to go with the flying, clawing tooth story you idiots," he bellowed. "You mean to tell me nothing else
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4his crumpled kerchief still contained a severed human ear but these were 1st world problems. Dr. Sreventee was well aware all it would take to assure his freedom was
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4It was an unsettling conversation. Whenever he tried to politely excuse himself the man would just hold on to him tighter. Soon he was going on about Mary Todd Lincoln's penchant f
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2opening of their borders immediately. Within weeks, the first McDonald's appeared on their ancient streets followed closely by a Sbarros and an Olive Garden. Pretty soon their coun
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7to allow for maximum growth. Something you continue to neglect! That is why, my precious flower, I must leave you. You need a different light, one that can do things for you i neve
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5t his spirit lived on in our chum bucket constantly offering navigation advice and cracking jokes at the expense of Mariana Trench. It was as if he had never died.
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5e it ready in time to rest atop the bed of maggot-filled couscous. The spiced mojito still paired well with the putrid dish but his mother was not going to be happy. He slammed the
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4They were the toast of Garbagefire, Trashtown. They even had the key to the city which consisted of a banana peel wrapped around a janky shard of glass. They were the creme de la
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11The air of desperation was palpable. Within seconds I was surrounded by the undead denizens of the morgue and within minutes my datebook was filled with engagements until next May.
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2ith "those that have wronged him." It didn't matter. In 2 hours I would be on a jet to the Cook Islands. I chuckled until I heard from behind the closet door his voice: "I'm here."
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5Ginger's eyes filled with pure unadulterated hatred. Her skin grew cold and her hair once healthy and radiant like the sun fell out in clumps. She fell to her knees as her body
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5every large donation of Saturnine bucks to the cause. His campaign slogan was "Make the Milky Way Great Again!" His robot wife and kids despised his ambitions.
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3chomped down harder on his cigar as he surveyed his mook-filled office. There was a time when he would have just killed them all. Started over from scratch. But henchman were a
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4I grabbed my car keys and MacBook (so I could continue the fold) and sped to the dgbfxdfv hospital. The spasms dggfvuikki picked up frequency. I had one hand on the steering wheel
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3horses and all the king's men were blissfully unaware of the trap they were entering. Chumpty Dumpty slid into the banquet through the back door, a vial of lye in his back pocket.