Finished Folds (21—40)
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3but properly put the frozen items together in one bag and the refrigerated items in another. He paused for a second to consider which bag to put a greeting card into, before
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4—socialite, influencer, bear—climbed up to the lido deck of the Good Ship Google and suveyed her followers. This party may never end, she thought to herself. Apple Smart car had
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3cuddle, then clam up, had reached nirvana. this sweet, murderous littke lemon had a newfound zest for life. “Pucker up world,” it said, “it’s time for
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4they purloined our vast stores of couscous and piri piri chicken. Our food vault was almost empty. With only days to go before the bombs dropped, we didn’t have a lot of time to
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2until their eyeballs popped. “Oh for the love of…” Grandpa Cthulhu grumbled, his prodigious claws digging into the leather sofa. “Does anyone care to explain themself?” Junior
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2subsided. As the mud settled and the crickets began to chirp again, a feeling of peace returned to the bayou. And the day held potential once more.
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1My house was gone, my car was gone, my cat was gone, my farm was gone, my groin was gone, and my
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0I bolted over to the cabinet where I kept a life preserver for every human on the planet. With an esprit de corps that can only be described as laissez-faire, i began tossing them
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4you, boo.” I thanked him for his time and talent and tenaciously tiptoed into the torrential rain. I looked up into the sky and screamed, “I DO ME, BOO!” Just then,
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5sierra mist. At which point, the cola gods were satiated. Earth had once again been spared their wrath thanks to the ingenious plan hatched by whoever the main character is above.
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1ing in time for supper. But the story was only halfway done. The author racked his brain for more conflict; he searched his mind for further exploits. But there was only the blank
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3down the fib drain. No, I needed to start lying—and fast. I quickly surrendered myself to the underworld of untruths. My pants spontaneously combusted and my eyes curdled. The
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3A great avalanche of teeth cascaded from his mouth as he lay dazed on the floor. His first thought when he came to was “I’m in love.” His second thought was “Krav maga? What a
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7. "Welp, guess I need to quit crack," I sighed, staring at the urine-soaked rock candy. I drafted a list of new possible hobbies: parasailing, model rockets, murder? I crossed out
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4you old fool. What are you even going to do with all those bottles of bug spray! Oh, Marco! Marco! My lover, my friend! How could you let Costco get the best of you! You fool!
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3in the form of club security. They began clubbing the clubgoers and I quietly slithered away. I made it out of the club and across the road back into the zoo. The night watchman
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2the Sneetch Beach district courthouse, the honorable Judge Horton presiding. The lead prosecutor for the Star-Bellied Sneetches began his opening argument. "Who among you
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2to join in the sacred pants dance of the 4-legged widow. But that's a story for another book. I examined the tiny blowdart and deduced it was Mayan, likely over 3 centuries old.
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3offering me a subscription to Time magazine, so forgive me if I'm slightly offended that she left me alone with him. I politely nodded as the troll continued his sales pitch.
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3algorithms, trying to find the perfect one for his predicament. But alas, the query returned no results. Jack sighed touching her viewscreen face one last time. "Sorry girl