Finished Folds (61—80)
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6-ings suffocating the poor souls who were stuck inside. The Velveeta clogged up the sewers and soon the heart of the city was barely beating. New York was asleep.
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7coffin shaped like a Hershey’s Kiss wrapper in which Scrooge poured the remains of the skunk. He then poured melted 86% cacao into it, let it set and delivered it to his nephew.
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2it become engulfed in the frigid death grip that consumes when one ponders their mortality. Before I could, her popsicle legs melted to reveal a single joke on the stick:
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2A critic for the New York Times wrote an op-ed marveling at his dedication to the craft. His wife however was aghast at what he had done to his face. A goatee?! Disgusting! She
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4he had the sudden realization he had inadvertently wandered into a mirelurk nest. Egg clutches littered the border of the lake and he could see forms moving underneath the surface
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7He prepared the pamplets and arsenic-laced Kool-Aid and changed into his white gown. He counted down the seconds until the rest of his brothers and sisters would arrive.
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3kissed my cats goodbye, set the DVR to record all episodes of Young Sheldon in perpetuity and hopped on the dirigible to beautiful Bali. Life was finally going my way.
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5what a day! I kicked off my sandals and put on my nightcap. Crawling into bed, I put my mind completely toward the task at hand- entry into Dreamworld.
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11the cantina by an overzealous elderly Jedi. He then makes his way to the nearest back alley doctor in the streets of Mos Eisley to receive medical treatment and vows to avenge his
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5heaven's sake. In retrospect, I should have expected this from the likes of you. The next time your shadow meets your shade I want you to apologize to all the kids in the
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3JELLYTIM BELLHEAD! Soft-bodied, aquatic and scary is he! JELLYTIM BELLHEAD! If watery claptrap be something you want, JELLYTIM BELLHEAD!
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4means and those that were excellent fishers with wonderful plumage. People came from all over to thank part of me for its service. Sometimes the michigan loon side, sometimes the M
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3flagged him down and asked for directions to the world. Onsense smirked and let out a long sigh. "The world's gone bro." And with that he puttered away into infinity.
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4Hours past with not a word exchanged between Jones and his cat. The tension was palpable- like a powder keg teetering on combustion. Jones knew the situation was untenable and soon
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4meat. The saliva poured out of our mouths quickly flooding the dining room as the plate of lobster was transported to our table. The waiter had to swim the last couple feet before
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4without a tasteful wine pairing- a moderately priced california cabernet sauvignon in my estimation. No Satan's pizza had cremini and hen of the woods mushrooms.
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2ranging from zoning laws to the whereabouts of Carmen San Diego (The prevailing theory is San Diego). Fist City's sewer system was also full of shambling bugaboos.
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5a leggy blonde who had earned the nickname in prison. The Sheriff had met her there during a routine visit and was taken with her exotic beauty. He vowed he would wait for her.
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3Nuclear warheads rushed into the sky, their on-board targeting systems calculating their path towards China while Trump attempted to fish his phone out of the dark toilet.
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6was loud agreement and much harumph-ing. The elders of the Boyardee clan immediately moved to have the Chef removed from his post and replaced by his 4th secret son, the mysterious