Finished Folds (61—80)
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4-tupid. Let's forget I ever asked you for your homework, shall we?" The little brat considered this proposal. Miss Berkey waited with baited breath for his response. A hush fell ov
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3pods next door. The corpse played dead but this wasn't Judge Grave's first rodeo. The corpse was held in contempt of court and sentenced to death in prison. The court erupted
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6chanting in uniformity. Our eyes became milky, and as we levitated into the air, we simultaneously lost control of our bowels. A complete release. Nirvana had been achieved.
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4's mind went blank as he stared at Alan Arkin. This man this beautiful man had shaped his sense of humor from birth. Life would not get better from this moment so he disintegrated.
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6found myself existing in multiple locations at one time. I felt myself experiencing every possible emotion at once. I became an omnipotent observer. I became everything everywhere.
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8The restaurant menu featured a Veal Parmigiana made with a Flamin' Hot Cheetos breading and Duck Confit where the duck was brined in a salted Coca-Cola concoction before baking.
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3this, Officer. Mrs. Claus left him last week." The officer raised an eyebrow at the timid reindeer. "Don't worry we'll drive him straight home, officer, and put him in bed."
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2Luckily, he was wearing his detachable hands today. He easily slipped out of his shackles as his hands clanked to the ground. A sly smirk swept across his face as he eyed some shit
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37th Tuesday. We responded it would be difficult to keep track of that. As we negotiated, our second waiter dropped dead too. "Well this is just ridulous," I said throwing my
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4S and an A encircled with a heart into the trusty old spruce in my backyard. I figured this shrine to my love would last eons past the day when no one on Earth remembered my existe
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6-ings suffocating the poor souls who were stuck inside. The Velveeta clogged up the sewers and soon the heart of the city was barely beating. New York was asleep.
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7coffin shaped like a Hershey’s Kiss wrapper in which Scrooge poured the remains of the skunk. He then poured melted 86% cacao into it, let it set and delivered it to his nephew.
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2it become engulfed in the frigid death grip that consumes when one ponders their mortality. Before I could, her popsicle legs melted to reveal a single joke on the stick:
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2A critic for the New York Times wrote an op-ed marveling at his dedication to the craft. His wife however was aghast at what he had done to his face. A goatee?! Disgusting! She
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4he had the sudden realization he had inadvertently wandered into a mirelurk nest. Egg clutches littered the border of the lake and he could see forms moving underneath the surface
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7He prepared the pamplets and arsenic-laced Kool-Aid and changed into his white gown. He counted down the seconds until the rest of his brothers and sisters would arrive.
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3kissed my cats goodbye, set the DVR to record all episodes of Young Sheldon in perpetuity and hopped on the dirigible to beautiful Bali. Life was finally going my way.
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5what a day! I kicked off my sandals and put on my nightcap. Crawling into bed, I put my mind completely toward the task at hand- entry into Dreamworld.
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11the cantina by an overzealous elderly Jedi. He then makes his way to the nearest back alley doctor in the streets of Mos Eisley to receive medical treatment and vows to avenge his
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5heaven's sake. In retrospect, I should have expected this from the likes of you. The next time your shadow meets your shade I want you to apologize to all the kids in the