Finished Folds (61—80)
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5eventually seek us out once they gained sentience. Of course, Custer had no idea his TimeShips were designed to turn against him. That was the genius of the whole plan. We
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3"Give us the jingle jangle," they squeaked their antennae waving in the air. John Mackey gave them a once over which took 1/1000th of a second. "What's it to you," he grumbled.
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3someday but first... why did I come into the kitchen again? It wasn't for a new fork was it? No, that wasn't it. Maybe to grab another Milky Way. I don't think so. Anyway, as I was
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2swooped around the corner in their blaring hanglider coming to a landing right in front of me. I blanched as I tried to hide the table with my body.
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4arrived, Lucinda and Jack set to work on hiring contractors to make every building in Cripple Creek handicap accessible. When the dust settled, there were ramps for as far as the
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2finish vomiting before continuing on with the presentation. This particular group however continued to upchuck until the class bell rang. "Don't forget your homework" Wilbur yelled
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3handed me this cat. I have remained at this barber shop for 3o years awaiting some direction on what to do with this cat. I am slowly. Going. Mad.
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3We were the toast of the town. Even my in-laws started looking at me in a way that verged on pride.
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8I'd see the day that a gaggle of vegetarians would congregate in my house. MY house! My sanctum against the vegetarians of the world. A single tear tumbled down my cheek.
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9was enamored with had long ago been sold by her explorer father to a native tribe deep in the forests of Africa. Rather than cook with it, they had made it their queen.
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3Instead, she obtained an entry level position for a telemarketing company selling timeshares. The hours were long, the pay a pittance, but at least she wasn't on her back with her
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4-tupid. Let's forget I ever asked you for your homework, shall we?" The little brat considered this proposal. Miss Berkey waited with baited breath for his response. A hush fell ov
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3pods next door. The corpse played dead but this wasn't Judge Grave's first rodeo. The corpse was held in contempt of court and sentenced to death in prison. The court erupted
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6chanting in uniformity. Our eyes became milky, and as we levitated into the air, we simultaneously lost control of our bowels. A complete release. Nirvana had been achieved.
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4's mind went blank as he stared at Alan Arkin. This man this beautiful man had shaped his sense of humor from birth. Life would not get better from this moment so he disintegrated.
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3sunday or his boss was going to "eat his heart in the town square." His words. Glint had to come up with a great clickbait headline first. "You'll never believe
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6found myself existing in multiple locations at one time. I felt myself experiencing every possible emotion at once. I became an omnipotent observer. I became everything everywhere.
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8The restaurant menu featured a Veal Parmigiana made with a Flamin' Hot Cheetos breading and Duck Confit where the duck was brined in a salted Coca-Cola concoction before baking.
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3this, Officer. Mrs. Claus left him last week." The officer raised an eyebrow at the timid reindeer. "Don't worry we'll drive him straight home, officer, and put him in bed."
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2Luckily, he was wearing his detachable hands today. He easily slipped out of his shackles as his hands clanked to the ground. A sly smirk swept across his face as he eyed some shit