Finished Folds (81—100)
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5a leggy blonde who had earned the nickname in prison. The Sheriff had met her there during a routine visit and was taken with her exotic beauty. He vowed he would wait for her.
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3Nuclear warheads rushed into the sky, their on-board targeting systems calculating their path towards China while Trump attempted to fish his phone out of the dark toilet.
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6was loud agreement and much harumph-ing. The elders of the Boyardee clan immediately moved to have the Chef removed from his post and replaced by his 4th secret son, the mysterious
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3a staggering work of genius. But it was the kind of book you would take to the beach- a page turner to while away the time as the sun shone and the sea gathered at your feet.
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5Big Rick's Fantastic Feces Emporium and Filling Station on Historic Route 66 outside of Amarillo, TX. And with that, he had found his meal ticket using what had become of his meal.
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7Virginia Slims. The skinniest lounge singer this side of the Thames. She would know her way out of this mess, Lord Porcus thought allowing his mind to marinate in memories of her.
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9Maybe the trick to life was not wanting anything. The pursuers peeled off of the chase, changed into orange robes, shaved their heads and ran into a buddhist temple. Soon, they
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3-e my precious followers. How was I to live without the validation that came from strangers anonymously retweeting my macabre observations about life? Kenny Rogers had to die.
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4How I long to spend many boring hours with your unremarkable face. Our lovemaking will be tepid at best and I will feel indifferent to every second of it.
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2It was mass pandemonium, dogs and cats sleeping together, end of the world type business. The WHL (Witch Hockey League) was immediately shuttered to make way for a Quidditch League
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10His dreams flashed intermittently. First, he was a swan living on a quiet farm outside of Monaco. Flash. Then he was falling forever through a chocolate landscape. Flash. Then he
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4the state house to negotiate. Everyone marveled at Captain Missouri's bright blue tights emblazoned with a bluebird, the state bird, as well as her virtuosic fiddle playing.
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4Von Vanvinven! That's who the voice belonged to! I had no idea how Blimet Von Vanvinven had gotten trapped in the frankenflower but i got to work on saving him. I took some
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5gifted in other ways. She could belch the alphabet backwards. If you recorded it and played it backwards you would hear directions on how to build a catamaran. Butters the cat eyed
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9Jim cleared his voice and continued, "If you are trying to reach the alien leader, please press 1. If you want to find out where an abducted relative was taken, press 2. If you
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2Later there was a funeral for the ground however there was some debate over how to go about it. It seemed offensive to bury the ground under the ground so they settled on a viking
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4the celebrities in hopes that he would be treated as one as well but most people knew the ancient oologists were considered second class citizens and locked up with the lepers.
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4Not a day would pass where he didn't see her. He made sure of that. He would hide in coral formations waiting for her to pass or camouflage himself in seaweed on the ocean bed
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5useless it was to try and decipher the code. The ravens huddled together on nearby rooftops and snickered at their attempts. They hated those pompous ravens so much.
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3Mr. Green dodged it easily and picked Margie's knee up off the floor and launched it at my head. Someone in the back yelled, "Margie Fight!" and suddenly pieces of Margie were flyi