Finished Folds (101—120)
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5useless it was to try and decipher the code. The ravens huddled together on nearby rooftops and snickered at their attempts. They hated those pompous ravens so much.
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3Mr. Green dodged it easily and picked Margie's knee up off the floor and launched it at my head. Someone in the back yelled, "Margie Fight!" and suddenly pieces of Margie were flyi
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4was only a week away having gotten stranded in Trenton, NJ with sleigh issues. Aunite Flo reassured us that Santa would indeed be delivering presents- just a little late this year.
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3Jim regarded him thoughtfully. "You know, Carl, there are other things you could be beside a chimney sweeper. How about an accountant or a doctor?" Jim tousled Carl's hair roughly.
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5I t was not in the pool, I t was not in the tree, I t was not is the school, so where can I t be. They looked all around, in the shed and the bed, but could not find I t, so they
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5I cleared all my belongings off the table and placed them in my knapsack. This was the second time I had come on Shark Tank and both times Lori Greiner had summarily dismissed my
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4I shot my grappling hook at the lip of the enclosure praying it would latch on to some uneven crag up top but it came clattering back to the ground. The shapeshifting alligators
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4I hid the recipe for my Mom's world-renowned Italian meatballs. 10. Someone forced me to learn the lyrics to every country's national anthems. 11. I found a way to make croissants
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7Long auburn hair when i thought I had a buzz cut. Washboard abs when last I checked I had a beer belly. Even my voice was different- higher pitched and tremulous.
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3Copious waving tentacles slithered out. I gasped as I realized my friend Benjamin Bunny had fallen prey to the alien creature. His lifeless body now bursting with tentacles
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7on top of. He was a flat chested boy with divots on his pecs where you could fit a saucepan full of whatever culinary concoction you were working on. When angered, his surface temp
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9nutrients of the day in one delectable sitting. Oh! It also has ylang ylang out the ying yang! Just remember the jingle, "Eat this, or swim with the fish."
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4Within two generations, the children of the community were born without mouths. Like appendixes and men's nipples, the body part was useless to this telepathic tribe, lost forever.
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5later your tail was returned to you with a note pinned to it that said, "Next time keep your tail between your own legs." You hugged your ball closer sensing the world was
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4at hand. Yes, that Jaimi was a crafty one. She had spent the majority of her 20s studying the techniques of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Kimono, a clandestine clan of ninjas.
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4in a test tube. Neil and I knocked back a couple shots of mealworm noodles and laid on our cots feeling the sensation of the mealworms- unaffected by our stomach acid- swimming
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3But due to one unfortunate miscalculation, the machine instead drained the world of sound. Oman silently bemoaned his mistake. "We humans, what tangled webs we weave" he ruminated.
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9bland and boring as the never-ending parade of vanilla suitors marched in and out of my duplex. No moment topped that one special night I spent with Flipper. No moment ever will.
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5picked us up and dropped us off in front of a Waffle House. "But i wanted Huddle House," yowled my companion. "THEY'RE THE SAME THING," I growled back. We had pancakes that day.
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6A moment that sadly for all his detractors never came. The Big Father remained in power in Washington for many centuries leaving a path of poverty and destruction in his wake.