Finished Folds (41—60)
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7I wiped the tears from my eyes as Great Great Uncle Bert ripped the red cloak out of my hand and tossed it in the trash. Later that day, he had books on accounting delivered to my
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6who regaled me with stories about his current projects for 3 hours before I found an opening to ask him to borrow one of his Space X rockets. He laughed and said, "Take two!"
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2or else.." She trailed off as it was too late. The geckle had crawled into his ear to shut him off from the inside. There was one final twinkle in his eye before he disintegrated.
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7hung his/her head. Would the animal kingdom ever accept him/her for who he/she truly was? Chaz looked up to the sky. "I could really use some help down here," he/she bellowed.
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4"I know this is not what the community wants. It's not what I want," Nick began. "We've been dealt a bad hand, no question about it. But it's how we respond that will define us."
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3Cut to black. A title card which reads "One Year Later" slowly fades in. We open on an idyllic suburban neighborhood. No signs of any zombie activity here. We see evidence of a
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4They immediately logged on to Amazon and began searching for budget conscious yet fashionable flame retardant overalls that they could wear as they attempted to retrieve it.
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6set up a table in the middle of the road in front of her house with a sign which read "Freelancer4Hire" and sat down at it waiting for a car to pass by. After an hour had passed,
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5-ng. The squawk of seagulls blended into the gentle rumble of the waves creating a sonic lullaby both haunting and comforting. He
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5eventually seek us out once they gained sentience. Of course, Custer had no idea his TimeShips were designed to turn against him. That was the genius of the whole plan. We
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3"Give us the jingle jangle," they squeaked their antennae waving in the air. John Mackey gave them a once over which took 1/1000th of a second. "What's it to you," he grumbled.
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3someday but first... why did I come into the kitchen again? It wasn't for a new fork was it? No, that wasn't it. Maybe to grab another Milky Way. I don't think so. Anyway, as I was
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2swooped around the corner in their blaring hanglider coming to a landing right in front of me. I blanched as I tried to hide the table with my body.
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4arrived, Lucinda and Jack set to work on hiring contractors to make every building in Cripple Creek handicap accessible. When the dust settled, there were ramps for as far as the
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2finish vomiting before continuing on with the presentation. This particular group however continued to upchuck until the class bell rang. "Don't forget your homework" Wilbur yelled
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3handed me this cat. I have remained at this barber shop for 3o years awaiting some direction on what to do with this cat. I am slowly. Going. Mad.
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3We were the toast of the town. Even my in-laws started looking at me in a way that verged on pride.
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8I'd see the day that a gaggle of vegetarians would congregate in my house. MY house! My sanctum against the vegetarians of the world. A single tear tumbled down my cheek.
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9was enamored with had long ago been sold by her explorer father to a native tribe deep in the forests of Africa. Rather than cook with it, they had made it their queen.
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3Instead, she obtained an entry level position for a telemarketing company selling timeshares. The hours were long, the pay a pittance, but at least she wasn't on her back with her