Finished Folds (61—80)
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3I decided to sacrifice one of my limbs to the prison warden. Who needed two arms anyway? I could get out of prison fine with one. Afterwards, Toto the murderous terrier and I
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14hand over her other hand over his hand over her hand over his heart. She put her other OTHER hand over... "Jesus Christ," he said, staring blankly, "how many hands do you HAVE?"
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3. "Can I have some of your paper burger?" Herbie intoned. "Herbie, I paid a good fifty bucks for this burger," I said, "so get your own." Herbie suddenly turned menacing and leered
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4"Joey, I know that's you," I said and opened the door. But it wasn't him -- it was a gold-plated cyborg, glaring at me. "Where's. My. Golden. Arm," it repeated. I gulped
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6plans. Worse, the FDA agent was a punner. "Urine trouble now," he crowed. "I KNOW you put pee in your chili. Now I'll get Hank's Honky Tonk Diner shut down for good!" We locked him
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6led his phone idly after Jorge hung up and sighed. If he, Juan, was to sabotage the corn creamer tonight as Brother Jorge wanted him to, he'd have to cancel ten different dates.
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4. "You're so cute, I think I'll keep you forever," Catwoman said as he now rolled around in the hot tub, his wawa-ing turned into incoherent bubbling gibberish
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4All the oysters devoured, the couple stopped and looked at each other. "I didn't know you're a werevulture." "I didn't know YOU'RE a werevulture, and-- darling, your feathers
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2off with her silverware. Juanita had lost all her family heirlooms, but she was now 34,500 squalling infants richer. So...all's well that ends well?
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4Rin couldn't bring himself to be ashamed. "Pet food's my passion, Pete," he barked at the man, flattening his ears. "And I'll use my doggy intelligence however well I damn please!"
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2opened my eyes, thankful it'd all just been a dream. But...Stark was turning into an alien worm before my eyes. It was real, then? "Where's my mama, John?" Stark screeched at me.
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4Being an odd-minded sort of little girl, she wondered what would happen if she kissed a toad instead of a frog. Would she still become a princess? Only one way to find out.
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3. It gained intelligence every day. One day I woke up and looked at it. It somehow LOOKED BACK at me and said, "E = mc ^2." And I knew then I'd never have a moment's peace again.
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6had a vision. "Damn," she whispered. "What?" he said excitedly. She turned to him, eyes dull with despair. "I...I left the iron on." He screamed with frustration as the ship blew.
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6wasn't sorry for having broken my jaw. I wibbled at her and then winced as it worsened my pain, but she'd already turned her attention away from me and was looking at the horizon
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3But the magic button won't solve your problems. Go on. Press it. What do you feel? Nothing but disappointment. This is the magic button's magic: it perfectly summarises life.
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4inside your innards. Then it'll build to a head until it explodes out of you in a glorious shower of chaos!" "Sorry," Ann said, looking appalled, "but WHAT will explode out of me?"
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5Adrian could see that what he proposed was unpopular, but he persisted regardless. "What do you MEAN, my plan to secure world peace by destroying a major city is implausible?"
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7Mr Penchman swapped his son for another kid, hoping to win the million dollar jackpot, but the kid he received in return was a bit odd. For one thing, he had tentacles, and he
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6. It says I can jump on your couch whenever I want," Tom said. Katie rolled her eyes and threw a cushion at him. "I knew I was right to get that divorce," she muttered as she went