Finished Folds (41—60)
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5piece of raw meat. I didn't know why a dancer would have that on hand, but I was happy, so I wagged my tail and barked before digging into the meat. "Good doggy," the dancer said,
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4words of erotic fanfiction about George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. Faced with this epic, I could only stare at my computer screen and
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4in a sassy mood, so she shrieked, "Hell no, I don't need anything from your filthy shop!" Sierra's roommate looked at her, affronted. "Well, really," she said, "there's no need to
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4he felt the cyanide begin to take effect. He closed his eyes with pleasure and leaned back, the dirty magazine falling from his hands as
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12. Henry and Emma shuffled their feet nervously while Liam, Larry, Olivia, Lola, Isabel, Mary, and Hillary avoided my gaze. Finally Will squeaked, "Terry couldn't come because he's
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2nking about was that Joe-dog had just used my leg like a fire hydrant. Okay, that was gross. "I'm calling your mom," I told the dog that now housed the soul of my friend.
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4and she didn't move even when Nothing took a menacing step towards her bench. "It's rude to stare," Nothing said before sitting next to her defiantly. Still blank-eyed, she said,
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4"Young man," he heard a voice behind him say, "if you give me some of your mushrooms and peanut butter, I'll grant you three wishes." He swallowed his food before replying, "
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6I moved past the Mountie, then remembered something. "I do have some booze," I said. "Dunno if you'd want it. It's pretty strong." "Give it here." The Mountie took the bottle and
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5spider. I wrote a complaint to the chocolate factory, but they were more interested in bringing in entomologists and debating: if a spider has 6 legs, can it be called a spider?
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6"So I could do this," I said, and swept the morgue assistant into my arms. We revelled in our newfound passion for each other on the coffin that held ol' Mr Schmidt's corpse
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2Now I've heard there was a secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord.
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2After a while, I decided God wasn't going to help me, so I decided to do for myself. I got a toothpick, some duct tape, and half a lime, and I set to work. I
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11builder named Kaz who no longer wanted to build fences, preferring a life of crime. Aunt Suzy soon fell in love with this mysterious Czech man she sold stolen jewels to, and they
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7My executive assistant and I'd done nothing wrong. It was just a toilet mishap, that was all. But the whispers kept growing until one day my wife called me at work and said, "You
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8But that caught up with me when police arrested me in the cafe. "You're under arrest for drowning a man in a river." I gaped. I'd seen him drown, alright, but I hadn't killed him.
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6You may ask why he was a blessing. Did this Evil Teacher drive Ted to do better out of sheer spite? Not quite. To take away the pain of teacher torment, Ted partied so hard that he
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5e they reach the end..." "Yeah, yeah," Tommy said, "so what's this big mind-blowing story, anyway?" Alfie took a swig of his drink. "It goes like this," he began. "One day, a bear
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1happy to direct you to someone." "No thanks," Mrs Buttle said and left the ministry in disgust. She couldn't believe how they'd screwed up this matter involving corn, a parakeet,
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5eballs, which they slid onto the bar counter as payment, grossed out the barman. "It's no use," a litigant said, sliding green eyeballs into his pocket. "If we want some Guinness,