Finished Folds (41—60)
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4words of erotic fanfiction about George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. Faced with this epic, I could only stare at my computer screen and
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4in a sassy mood, so she shrieked, "Hell no, I don't need anything from your filthy shop!" Sierra's roommate looked at her, affronted. "Well, really," she said, "there's no need to
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4he felt the cyanide begin to take effect. He closed his eyes with pleasure and leaned back, the dirty magazine falling from his hands as
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12. Henry and Emma shuffled their feet nervously while Liam, Larry, Olivia, Lola, Isabel, Mary, and Hillary avoided my gaze. Finally Will squeaked, "Terry couldn't come because he's
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2nking about was that Joe-dog had just used my leg like a fire hydrant. Okay, that was gross. "I'm calling your mom," I told the dog that now housed the soul of my friend.
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4and she didn't move even when Nothing took a menacing step towards her bench. "It's rude to stare," Nothing said before sitting next to her defiantly. Still blank-eyed, she said,
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4"Young man," he heard a voice behind him say, "if you give me some of your mushrooms and peanut butter, I'll grant you three wishes." He swallowed his food before replying, "
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6I moved past the Mountie, then remembered something. "I do have some booze," I said. "Dunno if you'd want it. It's pretty strong." "Give it here." The Mountie took the bottle and
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5spider. I wrote a complaint to the chocolate factory, but they were more interested in bringing in entomologists and debating: if a spider has 6 legs, can it be called a spider?
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6"So I could do this," I said, and swept the morgue assistant into my arms. We revelled in our newfound passion for each other on the coffin that held ol' Mr Schmidt's corpse
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2Now I've heard there was a secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord.
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2After a while, I decided God wasn't going to help me, so I decided to do for myself. I got a toothpick, some duct tape, and half a lime, and I set to work. I
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11builder named Kaz who no longer wanted to build fences, preferring a life of crime. Aunt Suzy soon fell in love with this mysterious Czech man she sold stolen jewels to, and they
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7My executive assistant and I'd done nothing wrong. It was just a toilet mishap, that was all. But the whispers kept growing until one day my wife called me at work and said, "You
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8But that caught up with me when police arrested me in the cafe. "You're under arrest for drowning a man in a river." I gaped. I'd seen him drown, alright, but I hadn't killed him.
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6You may ask why he was a blessing. Did this Evil Teacher drive Ted to do better out of sheer spite? Not quite. To take away the pain of teacher torment, Ted partied so hard that he
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5e they reach the end..." "Yeah, yeah," Tommy said, "so what's this big mind-blowing story, anyway?" Alfie took a swig of his drink. "It goes like this," he began. "One day, a bear
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5eballs, which they slid onto the bar counter as payment, grossed out the barman. "It's no use," a litigant said, sliding green eyeballs into his pocket. "If we want some Guinness,
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3I decided to sacrifice one of my limbs to the prison warden. Who needed two arms anyway? I could get out of prison fine with one. Afterwards, Toto the murderous terrier and I
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14hand over her other hand over his hand over her hand over his heart. She put her other OTHER hand over... "Jesus Christ," he said, staring blankly, "how many hands do you HAVE?"