Finished Folds (81—100)
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5"Damn," Writer Fred said to what he'd written last night after too much absinthe. "My agent won't like that." He erased most of it. "Peter and Mary went to the market." Then what?
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5Red with rage. The blonde had plotted this for years -- her roaring rampage of revenge, where she would wreak havoc and finally, FINALLY get to kill
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6. However, this raises a question: which came first, the FS writer or the fold? Philosophers have long argued on this one topic, but no consensus was reached until 2016, when
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6was to be enslaved in this frigid landscape. Sir John decided to lead an insurrection against the masters. He stood. "Let us rise up!" he yelled, waving a hammer. The others stared
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5Ted's brother Cliff gifted him with 1 more brain. "I don't need it. Use it well," Cliff said. Ted was touched by the gesture. Having 2 brains soothed the pain of having 1 kidney,
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4. Yes or no. I've been fed on "maybe" all my life. I went and stabbed a man in a back-alley, hoping he'd scream NO so I could break the pattern, but he kept screaming MAYBE at me.
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4in the door just so the sharp pain on my finger would remind me I was awake and not dreaming. At last -- real chocolate lava cake? All my prayers had been answered! I dug in
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5tabasco sauce could help out my tattered love life. I decided that, from now on, all first dates would take place at Wendy's, where we could
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2a Friday night. Joseph brimmed with liquid courage. He put his drink down and approached a sexy mermaid chilling by the wine coolers. "Hey," he said, slicking back his one hair.
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4get up. "It's okay," I told him, "we'll buy you a new AK-47." "I don't want any old AK-47, I want my darling Ivanyushka!" he wailed, clutching my Glock, who was named Roderich. I
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2"You know," Patty said one day, "if you hate everyone so much, why don't you just get your kissing fix from inanimate objects?" Ed hadn't thought of that. The possibilities were
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3poisoned pudding that I'd use to murder the neighborhood kids, annoying little brats that they are...unfortunately, this was reality, and I was stuck at a job I hated, with no
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0"Surprise," Aunt Mildred said. "I'm your birth mother, and I've been waiting for the chance to abduct you back. And I did it -- with pumpkin pie!" She tossed me into her car and
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3His audience grew nervous. One snuck away for the guards. But he was still at it. "My genius is unappreciated in my time! I WROTE THAT SONNET IN BLOOD AND SWEAT!" he said shrilly
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5for this candy. A shame they've abolished the death penalty for Mars Bars, since the electric chair turns them into FRIED Mars Bars, which are 1000 times more diabolical and taste
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8Frog hadn't thought of that. "Thanks, bud," he said. After he went, Toad remembered there was no wifi at their swamp. It'd be a while longer before Frog's killing sprees ended.
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6Before long, the sailors had come to envision each other as juicy steaks, and they tussled along the fo'c'sle with pepper shakers. The bosun tried to stop them, but they chomped
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5peace, existentialism. One date she made the mistake of mentioning Ayn Rand; his face turned green and before she knew it, he had upchucked into the escargot, leaving her to
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7"Ain't never told this story before," Bobert whispered from his rocking chair. "You'll see why. Years ago, my wife Greta told me a secret 'fore she left me. She said, Bob, I'm
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3me who separated those dogs and stopped the addition of more puppies into a puppy-populated world. I prayed the vet and his pal would be thankful for the service I'd do them by