Finished Folds (181—200)
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2The infernal disco ball dazzled it's way towards me. So it came down to this, me vs the aurora australitis. Well, it wasn't making ME no aurora Borisralititis! I dived towards it
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1Free to rob, shank and rip off any new inmate of our choosing (and a bunch of the old timers too.) It was us Daisy Dukes battling for supremacy with the Nasal Napalm gang.
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0Pruscilla, and her and the rest of her family are staring at them from the dinner table. Well, ON the dinner table. Their heads are on silver plates, their bodies slumped on chairs
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2Need of liquidising and you're just excess zombie. With that he whipped out a AK47 and shot his zombie pals head into goo. He stands over the corpse, triumphant. The new era awaits
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3The time I'd been kidnapped by a herd of hippopotamuses and took me back to Africa to make me their part time queen, part time chef and part time lover. This artist was incredible.
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4So I decided upon a plan. I was going to sneak through my dad's window at night and take off his skin. I would then use his fingerprints to stab him multiple times.
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3Transparent, and for all its good looks and the cravings it causes, has innards that will put you to your death. Oftentimes a murder hasn't happened due to smashing a cookie jar
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2She could get some money for its wool, and Mary was too daft to notice. The sheep, for its part, didn't really care that it'd been skewered and set over a fire. Life was pain
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2Unfortunately, she broke not only all the glass that had ever shone on the earth, but smashed out peoples eyes, teeth and nails. Time pounded itself into dust. Autotune ran away.
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1Assnesia. But now I'd gotten to the bottom of the problem. But as he'd formed a assembly of men, he decided to put them to their use. "First one to bring the ass of a god to me..."
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3Strangle the confessee and hit him repeatedly with her ring hand. Finally, he went limp. Camilla needed to dispose of the body, but what was the proper way one went about this?
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3"Shall we just drown them in our urine instead?" the Colonel asked. "Sure." replied Mr. Grey and together they unzipped and drenched the bathroom attendants to death.
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3Cutting board and little regards. He made several meals out of the fat little turtle, and fed it to many customers and to the turtles own family. Mama turtle particularly liked it
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4"we shall make a tasty pie for you." They decided to make a cow pat shroom stew to consume beforehand, and happily begun their new life grazing the pastries. It was a moo beginning
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3Through the fields of wheat, all the while the he/she shouting: "A UK PRIME MINISTER WILL BE REMEMBERED FOR THESE ONE DAY!!" I nicknamed them Spoilerella in a strop.
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5Then a epiphany hit me. What if I acquired a dehydrator and went into business selling human jerky? A few years later, The Peoples Jerky was a hit, I even got The Rock to appear
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3Like a mixture of poultry and fear. The headless body ran around for many weeks, getting all kinds of media attention. It ran out in the middle of a football game, highjacked
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2How something was missing. Look, the neighbours are phoning people, must be spreading their jealousy around. I know, that was it, it doesnt fly! Perhaps if I take off from a height
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2Doctor Terry Fying Terraformer, but it's oh, so, satisfying! He propels into the air with the aide of his rocket backpack, and brings out the Hammer he likes to call: Planet...
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3Inside was what looked to be a collectors edition jack in the box. The box seemed to be made of a kind of burnt leather. I turn the handle slowly, the familiar song pierces the air