Finished Folds (201—220)
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3Like a mixture of poultry and fear. The headless body ran around for many weeks, getting all kinds of media attention. It ran out in the middle of a football game, highjacked
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2How something was missing. Look, the neighbours are phoning people, must be spreading their jealousy around. I know, that was it, it doesnt fly! Perhaps if I take off from a height
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2Doctor Terry Fying Terraformer, but it's oh, so, satisfying! He propels into the air with the aide of his rocket backpack, and brings out the Hammer he likes to call: Planet...
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3Inside was what looked to be a collectors edition jack in the box. The box seemed to be made of a kind of burnt leather. I turn the handle slowly, the familiar song pierces the air
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1This is when the cannibals jumped out of the nearby trees and surrounded us. We were trapped! The chief came forward, and sucked blood off of his fingers. The blood of our friends!
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5Matt Damon was a terrible actor. Matt and I glared at the chalk writing, refusing to believe the answer to our many years of calculations. But there it was, chalked up on a board
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1A lot of bad Lucker. But as a side of beef, he'd sink his teeth, into eating all the mushrooms in the land. The farmers found out, waved it all about, Tucker had been banned.
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10And they would have to circumsise me being feasting on my flesh. I was thrust out of the cauldron, my skin visibly bubbling from the water, bent backwards over a rock and held down
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8Could drive and play the flute? I wasn't baaashful to admit this had me stumped. I had been rambushed. The sheep flock me and one hands me a ringing phone, bleating "it's for ewe"
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3Is going to sue you to the end of time Satan!" Satan laughed." Fool, didncha know all lawyers work for me??" I paused." Well...I still want royalties for the Necronomicon.. "
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4Could it be? A robotic clown had gotten around the infamous CAPTCHA? Now these bozo robots had access to the domain of the universe. They unleash a sonic boom. Do do dodododo do do
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6She imagined her and the fry cook having an onion wedding. Every guest crying as they embraced at the altar, and then her mind swam to their unpeeling on the honeymoon.
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3Disengaged its jaw and swallowed him whole. Heading down the gullet, his first thought was what the hell? As he moved into its stomach he thought I hope it doesn't have acid reflux
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5They turned to her and replied: "No idea, but if it involves any probing then I'm out." She visibly swelled up, prodded her finger into their chest and screamed "gay space-orks!"
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2"Hail to the king, baby!" Ash hollered as he took off his clothes and faced nude pedozombie grandpa, manhood to manhood. Grandpa bit it off. Ash attaches the chainsaw to his groin
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5In fact, he'dd started collecting human and alien blood in little pots and had started painting the inspiring invasion scenes in front of him using the blood. Such pretty colours
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3Played Connect 4 with the heads of my maids. "It's not like I'm Vlad the Impaler." "No, you are an experiment in gene splicing. Vlad and Putin DNA, you have." "Ahh." I said.
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2Then I remembered Star Wars is terrible, so I didn't. I've always felt crossover films aren't imaginative enough, imagine Vader vs Chucky, or Jar Jar vs a Haitian priest.
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4Balls of the nearest man, stretching them down the river. This pink entity caused much a stir amongst the townsfolk, and they worshipped it like a god. His yowling lasted forever.
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7And revise heavily into both the short and long term effects of human cranium horticulture. In ways, a man with a green brain didnt differ much. Needed lots of water, sun, old ones