Finished Folds (61—80)
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5He knew that to collect important relics from the worlds seven main religions would make him whole again, powerful as well as immortal. There were whisperings of a relic of Satan
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3Who would've thought the apocalypse would be so pretty? They returned to mention this to God, but but had been replaced by a carnivorous, telepathic onion. The onion didn't look
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5Her up abit with the hope of relieving that stick in her netherregions. It didnt relieve that stick, but another, which she used to beat me to death with. More of a bat, really.
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78) constant recommendations of the barber Sweenie Todd. 9) Fancy pearls and a sweet cup of tea. 10) nightly worship of the demon Ba'allzebub. 11) a visit from the grandkids.
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7And fashioned it into a lovely necklace. Bo loved it, though, so he grew a goatee to go with it and frollicked through the hills, singing "the hills are alive, but not my nutsack"
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2Would hang in th barracks, knocking back brews with the boys. Jonah would slap GI Hoes back and congratulate him on his hearty joke, and Beelzebub would stick a knife in it n twist
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2With my human headed sister, the lispy tw*t. I decided to electrocute her in the doctors lab whilst Igor watched n wept, seeing all those pretty organs cremated into uselessness.
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3"Hope yarr got enough to sate me maties." "Err... No." So the pirates shot him out of a cannon and giggled as they watched him explode over the neighbouring village. Don't do drugs
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4So he decided to try and get cannibalism legalised. He petitioned, he held protests (which were just bloodbaths, to be honest) until eventually he decided just to eat the lawmakers
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2From processed Lima beans. I heard they were a great hit amongst the horde of zombies at the LA meetings (Longpigs Anonymous) it's such a shame that 90% of them go back to flesh
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4Sold wardrobes, but Norm was soon fired for having inappropriate relations with Mr Tumnes in Narnia outside of his breaktime. He knew he had to get back his fine dancing degree.
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0They knew the answer. Overpowering her, they chopped her up into little chunks and microwaved her, one meal at a time. That night Pazazu came. Together they danced in the moonlight
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7Materialised on the other side, a gravelike grin on her face. She brandished her finger and lightening shot out, putting a flaming tree between her and I. Out of the tree appeared
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2Mini version of him with an even sillier hat. The judge demanded the little guy remove the hat at once. He complied, and on top of HIS head was a microscopic version of the Judge
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3The zombies really enjoyed the longpork and nutroast smothered in brain gravy. Liza knew the way to a zombie hordes heart was through their stomach. She wanted to mate n kill them.
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3Continued to feast on Patrick, who was watching from Hell, completely unsurprised. He rather expected they were angels, sent to rub his nose in it, or perhaps this was a hell-dream
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372/28% in his favour just weeks before the election. Never had people been so enamoured with a gorilla since George of the Jungle. They even forgave him keeping his wife in a cage.
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2The asylum, this is where you go to learn how to die!" Convulsing madly, their jittering forms merged and spelled out a S.O.S in the stars. The wolf threw up its scraps of hope.
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4Ken as he stumbled on. The trench coat man smiled and said "Ohh Ke-en." He opened his coat as Ken turned around. Inside was all the faces of people who'd mistreated Ken over time.
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3Embrace, and went off to brutally murder the antagonists of the GBP's recent decline. Goves head was shoved inside the Boris orifice, then both were fatally shot. C&C meditated.