Finished Folds (41—60)
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3Forcefed several thousand people scarab beatles. The scarabs forced their way out of the hosts and did a flying trapeze act with the assembled corpses. "My word." a monocled
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3Said the Transylvanian witchdoctor, with a strut. Pouring a blend of herbs into a bowl, he spoke the arcane incantation. "Well, lets see how you like a eternity with CHILLI RAIN!"
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4Favourite Aunt and I'll roger her in front of ya!" "So..." I began after a short pause. "You're saying there's NO cure for coronavirus?" "Ha, that, it's all just anti-Coors propa-
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3The Cambridge lot drew together and burst into unexpected hiphop. "I say, you good ol' cha-ARGHHH." Charlie the Oxford Alligator feasted happily on their genitalia.
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7Screaming, houses ablaze, then a strange squelching sound." "Right, that's enough out of you." The detective bellowed, unzipping his skin and unleashing the first of his tentacles.
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3you long-pigs know NOTHING of the forthcoming bee invazzzion. HAHAHAbzzzHA!" At those last words, the bee died. The expert stared for what seemed like an eternity at its corpse
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1t???" I yelled. "Oh, it's all excrement" he giggled, and I saw he too was excrement. The walls stank, the house tooted, the city a protein memorial. The God-Shit beamed down at him
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2Uh, "cocked" it like a shotgun and shot love pellets into the guys sternum. The pellets sprouted legs and a fist with a single eye and a mouth filled with razor sharp teeth.
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3But luckily I lived in Noel Edmonds Torture House and there was a party going on. I set them up on the Blobby rack and unleashed Blobby gibberish as I tortured them til they died.
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3In my eyes that knocked me back several decades. To before I was born. Staring back at me was my fathers face, and I was the glint in his eye. I knew this was how I was conceived.
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3Rat Real Estate, building mass recycling centres across the country. Rats prospered on their land, but eventually grew at ease with the human world. Squeakings of a war emerged
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4"Snorted by the Almighty himself!" The bottle leapt out of my hand and started sprinting about the room. I leapt after it, but I was no Bruce Almighty at catching rogue M. Freeman
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4Dad asked Gran. She waggled a finger and smiles. "Oh, an old hussy never tells." With that, she slides down the stool shes perched on and lands in the splits. "Surprise!" She beams
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3But he knew the language of love. It was to his eternal shame that she dismissed his spaghetti and mothball surprise, and understood completely her kicking him out of a window.
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3New Parmasan Flip Flops, brought to you by the ATA and the Hallouminati. If you didnt get full customer satisfaction with this product, please return item to Lord Emperor Ba'n'aal
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2The golden lav and vowed to "Flush Out Unemployment." which he did, one welfare recipient at a time. The swirly epidemic bred a tsunami of outrage, and everybody killed themselves.
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1The fumes from the masses of trains taking people to the abverb concentration camp. Stalingrammar would be famed for its brutal "revolution." Hmm, we may have to shoot to kill.
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2With anger and became a super giant Flanders doll. The moustached monolith stalked the streets, smashing his fist through windows to put more clothes on the scandalous mannequins.
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2Torn apart by a madwoman with a dangerous lust for typewriters. Her jealousy and rage knew no limits, not a shred of compassion given to anyone who stood in her way. She leapt at
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6We lube up the hadron collider and penetrate a black hole loaded with full fat butter. It was worth a go. It was as close as we could get to fucking the universe itself.