Finished Folds (321—340)
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6the dark side of the Force. Jedi Hand laughed. How foolish the Wookiee padawan "Lurch" had been. He would join the Sith or die. No-one could stand in the way of JH's unlimited
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5laughed. "JMan you're such a joker, give me that serial number and I'll have the code cracked in five minutes". This didn't do much for KMan's self esteem, not to mention HMan's
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3always been her escape, roleplaying was her solace when things turn sour in her real-life pop career with the Spice Girls. Mel's portrayal of the Hunger Games survivor was actually
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5sidered Euthanasia?" Peri wasn't that witty, but she found her constant deadpan sarcasm, contrasted with the servile nature as a human slave to bird-kind, somewhat humorous.
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4eating the thing raw. Couldn't hurt, I reasoned, so I stuffed the live chicken into my bag and made a break for it, half-blinded by the lingering traces of avian excrement. I was
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1So Pierre decided to ditch the pain au chocolat and book a spot at a world class Parisian gym. His new personal trainer wasn't going to cut him any slack, so the Polar Bears would
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5a trap to catch some small rodents to eat, while he worked on his master plan. Avoiding the dog pound was just the start, then the names Fido and Fifi would be echoing through the
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7"...but consume it too quickly and you'll choke and die". Everyone stared at him, questioningly. That analogy was not one of his best, especially as he had only had a mere half a
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4The pot then left, disgruntled, muttering something about cheapskates and street urchins that upset Pedro quite a bit. That day was the day he decided to start a movement that
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4But asides from the usual office shenanigans, the day was as dull as it ever was. A slow news day if ever there was one. Although, come to think of it, I never did find out whether
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6Dark Heart laughed. He would have to crush the soul of this Care Bear first. His guards dragged her away to his private dungeon while he disembowelled a blue bear, making sure to
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4en he stuck out his tongue. Ugh. So, as you can tell, that didn't end well for him. Last time I hears, he was being tormented on some deep, obscure hellish demiplane by an imp in a
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5endless night is a hard place to survive, especially as the bookworms can grow to look like dragons, but I survive, burning pulp fiction for warmth and raiding the cafeteria for
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5Kraken-san being a sea-monster, this was not the most pleasing sight or sound to endure in the kingdom, but I had my court endure it for my amusement. I then wondered about whether
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4, but I decided to live off the land. I didn't want anything to do with "Wicked witches" and "Wizards of Oz". I'd just tease the trees until they threw apples for me to eat and
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4secreting pure alcohol, which is something that could not be said of most pairs of "moobs". Much as this was a desirable feature, he decided that he needed to drink a little less
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1with the rising flames before he could show the Doc his true form. He started to cry, but the Doctor just stared at Derek for a moment until he realised that that would not be enou
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7that they really shouldn't, as the Omexities were sworn to humility. Not to mention chastity. They were a strange bunch indeed, but their technical prowess kept them from falling
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6and talk to the kids while I sort this out". It was all she could do to keep from crying out as soon as he left the room. "My Preciousss!" she hissed through her choked sobs.
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3a pile of used underwear on the remains of a landfill floating at sea in the Pacific. How they located the cadaver is anyone's guess, especially as no-one cared enough to search.