Finished Folds (21—40)
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1Colonel Sanders himself emerged from the crowd, bloodied and bruised. He had been fighting alongside them the entire time! He took a stale biscuit and chucked it at the building,
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2no apparent doorways, despite her circumnavigating the premises twice. It was quite a curious house. Finding an appropriately-sized rock, she hurled it through the nearest window.
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1down the leg and onto the floor. Every single soul present immediately noticed the faux pas. Any attempt at concealment or distraction was absolutely futile. Embarrassment
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1"I see a boy playing alone at the edge of a playground, away from the other children." "That must have been very difficult." Brown replied to himself, putting his hand on his own
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3disguise this guy did buy. He sighs, "my disguise is like my eyes!" This guy's disguise was like his eyes, and his were like the skies. He knew that blue would do, and blew
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1The two were married in a modern ceremony, catered by a local tofu restaurant. They spent the rest of their days taking naps and telling stories. As for me?
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2up by a musician on his way to a big audition to join an orchestra, seen as a luck charm, and pocketed. That little rubber cap is gone for good, I've admitted that to myself.
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1into various forms of clothing. Flamingo pants. Shark shirts. White rhino tightly whities. The world became covered in apparel where the creatures once stood...
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1his own world. He spent his days holed up in his house, not trusting anyone. A bitter, lonely old man. I tried visiting. I tried calling. I left a voicemail: "Dad, we all care
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1in hand, radio blaring, windows down, driving down the dead middle of a two lane road, everything finally felt right world. They say green is the color of envy, but he was finally
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1to use the breathing techniques I learned in therapy to help ease my anxiety. This was all so strange! Maybe this world is too big for a fuzzy toy puppy like me. I tucked my tail
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1a real scatterbrain. I once owned a horse, I believe. Yes, I'm remembering now! As head of security, Worf would try to defend the ship against what he saw as "false captains".
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1slowly hemorrhaging away in his head. He never woke up. It was a good dream.
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1never had an effect on me before." This conversation distracted the redwood enough for me to sink my blade into its fibrous flesh. "Shhh.." I said as the sap oozed out, "it's
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0Then it appeared: an episode of BattleBots. Something about the crunching steel of robot bloodsport created paradoxical a sense of deep humanity. A humanity ...worth saving.
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1It worked a charm. Sausages flew through the air in parabolic arcs, straight into the open mouths of hungry patrons. The rest, they say, is history. Well, almost...
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1on replacing all of Danny DeVito's lines with audio from The Lorax. No cs188, but still a decent attempt for its time. I rewarded my trained cow by feeding her some hay. Cows like
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1are famed chef Julia Child!" "Also a ghost!" she cheerfully lilted as she assessed the situation. She told the guy "Ovens are for the joy of cooking, not the sorrow of life!" as
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2uncle-ier? More uncle-like? That can't be right. Anywho, how come it's so hard for a hard-working American to get a darn break once in a while? If I had half a mind, I would
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1"You best shut that mouth, son!" Tony bellowed. He had never used such a harsh tone with his son before. Freddy narrowed his eyes, "She's a whore!"