Finished Folds (141—160)
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4up to 15%! Motion denied due to conflicting brand messaging. Please proceed with your Nacho Cheese™ Doritos® cross-examination, counselor." "Thank you, your McHonor. According to
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4and say it was kumquat. "Nobody can tell the difference!" he thought. He was wrong. "Viva la revolution!" the crowd chanted as they tore down a statue of the manager, "Dictators
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4postulated "No matter should a mite is born unto this world on the scrotum of the dirtiest hobo -- it is not circumstance that dictates his worth to society. Mite makes right."
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6General had no other choice. "Execute order FD." "But sir --" "YOU HEARD ME!" Over a distant hill, the words of a enormous beast echoed out... "Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit!"
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3This. This is where I truly belonged. The fountain of bile in which I bathed seeped through my skin, turning it green. Hell's waters penetrated so deep as to touch my soul. That
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2The sharp recoil of the sniper rifle dug into Frog Puppet's shoulder. He sat back and lit up a cigarette in celebration of two more confirmed kills. It ain't easy being green.
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5my little pn us." It was a touching good tune. As the peace train disappeared into the distance, a cold chill ran down my spine. Peace. Peace had left this place. Now we had left
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2The audience loved it, the sickos. Little Miss Sunshine danced and danced while being showered by a ridiculous amount of groceries. The stage was literally filling up to her eyes.
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4Ebertnese Mountain Dog. At the box office, the movie didn't fair well at all. Sadie didn't even attend the premiere, opting to rather lick her groin in the comfort of her mansion.
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2se's Peanut Butter cup. Arnold pulled it out and threw it at the tiger's feet. "Take it" he said. As he limped away he vowed never to let his sweet tooth get the best of him again.
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3knew I could only use that power once, but this was obviously the right time. For ninjas aren't only master fighters, they're also master debaters. "Our friend wasn't shoplifting!"
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3her but it sure as heck had an effect on me. Call me fatalistic, but I wasn't even thinking of attempting escape. I deserved these chains, the hot sun, and the long walk she was
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4the help he needed. With the ordeal behind him, and with the help of a therapist specializing in psychological trauma, Dr Sardonicus was soon able to return to his OBGYN practice.
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3"Wise guy, eh? Towards the star, chowderhead!" When they finally arrived, they bore witness to a once-in-a-lifetime miracle: the junior bacon cheeseburger for ninety nine cents.
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2were wriggling out of Bubba's bloated corpse.
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3cried, her voice trailing off. She furrowed her brow. Maybe it was better this way. Titch had his favorite thing taken from him, and now he's found joy in a new activity. Good boy.
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5Wilma, who was now seen as an outsider. Wilma had tears in her eyes, "How could you?" "Not sure," Fred replied, cracking open a beer, "I always thought I was more a Mary-Ann guy!"
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2deserved each other more than any proper lady. That afternoon, among the rose bushes, she softly sighed to herself. Homosexuality won't have been invented for another 83 years.
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5was free at last, for one glorious instant. The blaze soon engulfed every inch of the woods, turning the sky itself hellish red. Somewhere, a faint "Oh, bother" could be heard.
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1KEEP IN TRUNK!" Caves were later painted with an image of Bunga telling this joke and the pandemonium of laughter that followed. That day man truly went from hunch over to standup.