Finished Folds (141—156)
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3knew I could only use that power once, but this was obviously the right time. For ninjas aren't only master fighters, they're also master debaters. "Our friend wasn't shoplifting!"
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3her but it sure as heck had an effect on me. Call me fatalistic, but I wasn't even thinking of attempting escape. I deserved these chains, the hot sun, and the long walk she was
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4the help he needed. With the ordeal behind him, and with the help of a therapist specializing in psychological trauma, Dr Sardonicus was soon able to return to his OBGYN practice.
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3"Wise guy, eh? Towards the star, chowderhead!" When they finally arrived, they bore witness to a once-in-a-lifetime miracle: the junior bacon cheeseburger for ninety nine cents.
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2were wriggling out of Bubba's bloated corpse.
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3cried, her voice trailing off. She furrowed her brow. Maybe it was better this way. Titch had his favorite thing taken from him, and now he's found joy in a new activity. Good boy.
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5Wilma, who was now seen as an outsider. Wilma had tears in her eyes, "How could you?" "Not sure," Fred replied, cracking open a beer, "I always thought I was more a Mary-Ann guy!"
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2deserved each other more than any proper lady. That afternoon, among the rose bushes, she softly sighed to herself. Homosexuality won't have been invented for another 83 years.
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5was free at last, for one glorious instant. The blaze soon engulfed every inch of the woods, turning the sky itself hellish red. Somewhere, a faint "Oh, bother" could be heard.
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1KEEP IN TRUNK!" Caves were later painted with an image of Bunga telling this joke and the pandemonium of laughter that followed. That day man truly went from hunch over to standup.
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4but it was too late. Goering had seen everything. Some say that World War II could have been prevented had that tiny pink dress not been spotted. But that's the way history goes.
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4Both the father and baby simultaneously put on sunglasses, "Look liked this dad really kicked some.... lash." The dad picked up a handful of eyes to
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2The heron's rudeness was noted by all others in attendance. The host tried to make light of the faux pas, but by then it was too late: the heron must die. An executioner was hired
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3The one upshot was that town hall was now permanently stained a cheery shade of red. The mayor had secretly planned the entire thing as a cost-cutting measure.
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3he found himself transported four years into the future. "Welcome, Odysseus. We've been waiting for you." When his eyes finally focused, he saw the voice had come from a cow.
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4"Steve, I'm 99% certain you're a ghost." I said. Steve looked at me like I was a dog who just learned how to talk. "Yeah, that's why I used the word 'haunt'". "Ooooooh," I replied.