Finished Folds (121—140)
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4or where he crashes into a pile of toilet. Dusting himself off, Mr. Scuzzy looks up at the destruction he has wrought. Was it worth it? "Nah," he thought, "but I'd do it again."
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3til the cows come home. My gosh, you don't know how to Bermuda Triangle a woman? The plan only works if you can keep Neptune occupied! Let me explain: first, you lift her by the
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0A boy genius, a pilot, a doctor, and me -- which of us should be sacrificed? It was a tough call, but the entire space mission was at stake. Our robot engineer suggested "Why not
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2who doesn't? As the fortnight wore on, the grumbling of the plumbers was matched only by the growling of their stomachs. In the ocean, not a creature was stirring, not even a
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4insulting people left and right; a "fatty" here, a "uggo" there. The townspeople did their best to feign offense at his remarks. "Oh, Amien is such an effective bully! I feel bad!'
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3"Fine," ZAHR replied, "butthole it is."
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4in Satan's mouth, the man has standards. "Don't we have anything more, I don't know, heavy metal? Like blood or something?" The waiter mulled this over for a bit "the closest thing
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3reached out and tried to feel moisture in his aura. Dry as a bone. I guess that makes sense. Of course, Topper didn't notice me -- none of the ghosts did. I was beginning to think
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1keep them." The alien walked over to an appliance and opened the door. Sure enough, on one of the shelves was a box of Safeway Select Gamma Rays, well past their expiration date.
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3on such a small budget, so we'll try our best using our own bodies as building supplies. Hair makes a fine rope, and fingernail clippings can be bunched together to make
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4Zooming out, we see an author penning that "Goodbye". He closes the novel, revealing the title "Peter: Archangel" The author looks directly into the camera and winks. Roll credits.
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3were merely platonic friends, any suggestion otherwise was purely a product of the viewer's imagination. Hitchcock requested Glover reprise his character of George McFly for this
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2their bodies lean and muscular. The mightiest in all of Loompaland was Beefa Weefa, who stood a staggering 5-feet-tall with huge, bulging biceps. She looked at us with hungry eyes
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4up to 15%! Motion denied due to conflicting brand messaging. Please proceed with your Nacho Cheese™ Doritos® cross-examination, counselor." "Thank you, your McHonor. According to
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4and say it was kumquat. "Nobody can tell the difference!" he thought. He was wrong. "Viva la revolution!" the crowd chanted as they tore down a statue of the manager, "Dictators
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4postulated "No matter should a mite is born unto this world on the scrotum of the dirtiest hobo -- it is not circumstance that dictates his worth to society. Mite makes right."
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6General had no other choice. "Execute order FD." "But sir --" "YOU HEARD ME!" Over a distant hill, the words of a enormous beast echoed out... "Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit!"
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3This. This is where I truly belonged. The fountain of bile in which I bathed seeped through my skin, turning it green. Hell's waters penetrated so deep as to touch my soul. That
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2The sharp recoil of the sniper rifle dug into Frog Puppet's shoulder. He sat back and lit up a cigarette in celebration of two more confirmed kills. It ain't easy being green.
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5my little pn us." It was a touching good tune. As the peace train disappeared into the distance, a cold chill ran down my spine. Peace. Peace had left this place. Now we had left