Finished Folds (121—140)
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4suddenly fell to the ground and started growing grotesquely, tearing his clothes away. Standing up the size of an oak tree, zombie grandpa bellowed "Jimmy & Jane, prepare for pain!
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1Outside, agents Davis and McCoy rifled through stacks of legal papers. This was the worst part of their job. "Knock again," said Davis, "the IRS waits for nobody." "Maybe she's not
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7dead. A nearby student thought "this can't be right" but didn't say anything because she didn't want to jeopardize her extra credit. Prof Slash viviscected the screaming alien with
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3down and quickly swung it open. Nothing. 9 autumns later, the events of that week are but a distant memory. I still occasionally hear the word "lady" in the rustling of the leaves.
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1with said nostril infection. 20. Get thrown into a North Korean detainment facility. 21. Make friends with your cellmate, a former journalist named Ji-Hu. 22. Convince Ji-Hu to
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7and became one with the universe. "Push!" said the doctor, "She's crowning!" "My Liz, you can see her? Is she... ?" "A lizard? Yes," the doctor replied, "just like the rest of us."
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4or where he crashes into a pile of toilet. Dusting himself off, Mr. Scuzzy looks up at the destruction he has wrought. Was it worth it? "Nah," he thought, "but I'd do it again."
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3til the cows come home. My gosh, you don't know how to Bermuda Triangle a woman? The plan only works if you can keep Neptune occupied! Let me explain: first, you lift her by the
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1Divorce. It never gets easier. I thought Mel was the one, but then again I thought the same about Faith and Jenn and Carol. Teary-eyed, the woman I vowed to love hugged me googbye.
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0A boy genius, a pilot, a doctor, and me -- which of us should be sacrificed? It was a tough call, but the entire space mission was at stake. Our robot engineer suggested "Why not
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2who doesn't? As the fortnight wore on, the grumbling of the plumbers was matched only by the growling of their stomachs. In the ocean, not a creature was stirring, not even a
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4insulting people left and right; a "fatty" here, a "uggo" there. The townspeople did their best to feign offense at his remarks. "Oh, Amien is such an effective bully! I feel bad!'
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3"Fine," ZAHR replied, "butthole it is."
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4in Satan's mouth, the man has standards. "Don't we have anything more, I don't know, heavy metal? Like blood or something?" The waiter mulled this over for a bit "the closest thing
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3reached out and tried to feel moisture in his aura. Dry as a bone. I guess that makes sense. Of course, Topper didn't notice me -- none of the ghosts did. I was beginning to think
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1keep them." The alien walked over to an appliance and opened the door. Sure enough, on one of the shelves was a box of Safeway Select Gamma Rays, well past their expiration date.
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3on such a small budget, so we'll try our best using our own bodies as building supplies. Hair makes a fine rope, and fingernail clippings can be bunched together to make
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4Zooming out, we see an author penning that "Goodbye". He closes the novel, revealing the title "Peter: Archangel" The author looks directly into the camera and winks. Roll credits.
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3were merely platonic friends, any suggestion otherwise was purely a product of the viewer's imagination. Hitchcock requested Glover reprise his character of George McFly for this
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2their bodies lean and muscular. The mightiest in all of Loompaland was Beefa Weefa, who stood a staggering 5-feet-tall with huge, bulging biceps. She looked at us with hungry eyes