Finished Folds (81—100)
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14ey lived happily ever after. Well, mostly. Two outta three ain't bad. The end. P.S. Regina's second head went on to become a supreme court justice, so it wasn't all bad for her.
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10in perfect unison. Then a sausage guru stepped forward and said "Oh holy fa! We have all wondered for years, what does fa actually mean?" The fa simply replied "It's an acronym for
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8to give me a kiss!" Jeez louise. Flopper was a washed-up celebrity dolphin whose blowhole smelled like menthol cigarettes. But he knew Poseidon. "Me, or my mermaid wife?" I asked
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2woman whose eyes held the essence of time. My hope for a different future died with them as they were gunned down in a raid the next night. But I'll never forget those eyes.
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5What is done cannot be undone. Unlike his body, that man's memory will never be washed out on a muddy shoal downstream. His story will die in my mind. For that horse ...was me.
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3hipster simply answered "no". Slightly caffeinated and full of protein, he started to see how silly his dreams really were. In his heart, he knew what a dual-unicycle really was:
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3But I wasn't about to try to become Earth's new "Eve" or whatever, no way I'm gonna bring a child into this hellscape. Instead I rescued a two-headed dog and named him Cain & Abel.
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1a name into an acronym before, but decides "SoG" is a snappier handle for their adversary. "Take this," says Levon, handing a Dirt Devil to Matilda, "when it come to ghosts,
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3ntences! "Wait, no. I just misspoke," she said, "a 'verbal typo' if you will, nothing to derail everything over!" Everyone was relieved. "Anyway, the boy loves the girl and I know
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3ll and flirt with the cute mustachioed mariachi muchacho munching maraschino cherries. "Hola," she said, batting her eyes. Juan was impressed by Jessy's gender-defying social deco
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2"Who here claims to define art?! THIS IS ART!" he screamed, ripping open his shirt and smearing mud on his chest. Unable to disagree, everybody just went home and ate dinner.
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2I have to go to the bathroom. You gotta realize, this isn't like the movies -- people poop, okay? Jeez. Anyway, the monster did some stuff, I don't know.
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1they eat it. It seemed like a crazy idea at first, but all the guys knew Rob had a sense about these sort of things. So they chopped it into pieces and each ate a portion. Rob said
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3and pressed G-1. As "What's New Pussycat?" belted out of the speaker, the gravity of Melody's mistake started to sink in. She now had to date a nerd! She didn't even know his name!
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4right above a pointy spire on Count Dracula's castle. Just before I would be impaled, a bat swooped in and grabbed me. "Welcome back" he smirked. I rolled my eyes. "Whatever, dad."
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2not wish to do this. Furious, the two gentlemen on a pee strike, refusing to urinate until the bathroom attendants gave in. "This sucks" said the Colonel. "Yeah," Mr. Grey replied,
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6they will finally respect us!" Bruce the Bull was pleased with this idea. So all the cattle went about creating the world's biggest cow pie, singing "Moompa loompa, doopity moo,
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3Her eyeliner had been poisoned by her understudy Camilla. Camilla's eyes flashed as her only obstacle to fame was lifelessly dragged from the stage. "The show must go on," she said
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3"Don't mess with the dark arts if you've got boy and girl parts."
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5I must have pulled a million donuts on the onramp that evening, a single tear rolling down my cheek as the sun dipped below the horizon. I think it was the caustic tire smoke.