Finished Folds (81—100)
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3hipster simply answered "no". Slightly caffeinated and full of protein, he started to see how silly his dreams really were. In his heart, he knew what a dual-unicycle really was:
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3But I wasn't about to try to become Earth's new "Eve" or whatever, no way I'm gonna bring a child into this hellscape. Instead I rescued a two-headed dog and named him Cain & Abel.
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3ntences! "Wait, no. I just misspoke," she said, "a 'verbal typo' if you will, nothing to derail everything over!" Everyone was relieved. "Anyway, the boy loves the girl and I know
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3ll and flirt with the cute mustachioed mariachi muchacho munching maraschino cherries. "Hola," she said, batting her eyes. Juan was impressed by Jessy's gender-defying social deco
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2"Who here claims to define art?! THIS IS ART!" he screamed, ripping open his shirt and smearing mud on his chest. Unable to disagree, everybody just went home and ate dinner.
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2I have to go to the bathroom. You gotta realize, this isn't like the movies -- people poop, okay? Jeez. Anyway, the monster did some stuff, I don't know.
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3and pressed G-1. As "What's New Pussycat?" belted out of the speaker, the gravity of Melody's mistake started to sink in. She now had to date a nerd! She didn't even know his name!
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4right above a pointy spire on Count Dracula's castle. Just before I would be impaled, a bat swooped in and grabbed me. "Welcome back" he smirked. I rolled my eyes. "Whatever, dad."
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2not wish to do this. Furious, the two gentlemen on a pee strike, refusing to urinate until the bathroom attendants gave in. "This sucks" said the Colonel. "Yeah," Mr. Grey replied,
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6they will finally respect us!" Bruce the Bull was pleased with this idea. So all the cattle went about creating the world's biggest cow pie, singing "Moompa loompa, doopity moo,
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3Her eyeliner had been poisoned by her understudy Camilla. Camilla's eyes flashed as her only obstacle to fame was lifelessly dragged from the stage. "The show must go on," she said
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3"Don't mess with the dark arts if you've got boy and girl parts."
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5I must have pulled a million donuts on the onramp that evening, a single tear rolling down my cheek as the sun dipped below the horizon. I think it was the caustic tire smoke.
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3the Planet Tamer at Earth itself. The entire human race stopped suddenly and simultaneously realized the error of their ways. From that moment on, humanity lived in perfect peace.
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4"Fine," said Satan, "I concede." What a sucker. The licensing agreement ended up doing so well for me I ended up a majority shareholder in hell itself. I guess that makes me
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10tightly. What a lousy birthday this turned out to be.
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2"Hello my friends!" he said cordially, "can we invite you to dinner at our village?" We couldn't refuse! The vegtables were perfectly roasted and the bbq pork smelled exactly like
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2But when anyone tried not to rhyme, they immediately got hit by a lime. It became humanity's curse to say every sentence in verse. Even my young brother Tucker, and he was one dumb
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9but they couldn't pull the wool over my eyes: I was being fleeced. The shear audacity! I always kept a shank from my life on the lamb, and mutton could stop me now. Mutton at all.
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6Of course, that's not what the fry cook meant by "onion ring". Still, he took pity on her poor Walla Walla soul and spared her from the oil. Sitting on the shelf by the stove, she