Finished Folds (81—100)
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5of your rude, stupid, jerk face!" Clearly the meat was rotten both inside and out, literally and figuratively. "So that's a yes?" the talent scout asked. "...yes." replied the meat
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2"Don't forget the 'DeGrasse'. Never forget the 'DeGrasse'." "Sorry Neil. Where were we?" "Well I'm awake now... how about I explore that little planet between Saturn and Neptune?"
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4was harder than The Rock's bottom. But from those ashes I have emerged stronger and wiser, with new ideas that will change the world! Coming soon: "Munching on Subway six-inchers"!
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5"That makes sound, logical sense," Saki replied, "you were always the smart one in our marriage." They smiled. With his ghostly mission complete, Saki finally found peace. The end.
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4Carbohydrates, tobacco, and a city that reveled in every vice known to man. This was the life. Down on the casino floor the Smokers were in a scuffle with the Franchers. Sin City's
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6c'mon!" Again the attorney and client conferred. "Your Honor, yeeeea boi let the record show she hella thicc." "Objection!" cried the defense "Juror #9 is obviously a ratchet ho!"
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14ey lived happily ever after. Well, mostly. Two outta three ain't bad. The end. P.S. Regina's second head went on to become a supreme court justice, so it wasn't all bad for her.
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10in perfect unison. Then a sausage guru stepped forward and said "Oh holy fa! We have all wondered for years, what does fa actually mean?" The fa simply replied "It's an acronym for
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8to give me a kiss!" Jeez louise. Flopper was a washed-up celebrity dolphin whose blowhole smelled like menthol cigarettes. But he knew Poseidon. "Me, or my mermaid wife?" I asked
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2woman whose eyes held the essence of time. My hope for a different future died with them as they were gunned down in a raid the next night. But I'll never forget those eyes.
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5What is done cannot be undone. Unlike his body, that man's memory will never be washed out on a muddy shoal downstream. His story will die in my mind. For that horse ...was me.
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3hipster simply answered "no". Slightly caffeinated and full of protein, he started to see how silly his dreams really were. In his heart, he knew what a dual-unicycle really was:
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3But I wasn't about to try to become Earth's new "Eve" or whatever, no way I'm gonna bring a child into this hellscape. Instead I rescued a two-headed dog and named him Cain & Abel.
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1a name into an acronym before, but decides "SoG" is a snappier handle for their adversary. "Take this," says Levon, handing a Dirt Devil to Matilda, "when it come to ghosts,
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3ntences! "Wait, no. I just misspoke," she said, "a 'verbal typo' if you will, nothing to derail everything over!" Everyone was relieved. "Anyway, the boy loves the girl and I know
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3ll and flirt with the cute mustachioed mariachi muchacho munching maraschino cherries. "Hola," she said, batting her eyes. Juan was impressed by Jessy's gender-defying social deco
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2"Who here claims to define art?! THIS IS ART!" he screamed, ripping open his shirt and smearing mud on his chest. Unable to disagree, everybody just went home and ate dinner.
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2I have to go to the bathroom. You gotta realize, this isn't like the movies -- people poop, okay? Jeez. Anyway, the monster did some stuff, I don't know.
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1they eat it. It seemed like a crazy idea at first, but all the guys knew Rob had a sense about these sort of things. So they chopped it into pieces and each ate a portion. Rob said
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3and pressed G-1. As "What's New Pussycat?" belted out of the speaker, the gravity of Melody's mistake started to sink in. She now had to date a nerd! She didn't even know his name!