Finished Folds (101—120)
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6Of course, that's not what the fry cook meant by "onion ring". Still, he took pity on her poor Walla Walla soul and spared her from the oil. Sitting on the shelf by the stove, she
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2CAPTCHA. Putting on sunglasses, he smirked "Read this, bozos." "e7eRt4Z" a nearby clown responded without hesitation.
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2"Gungan begonegan!" the priest chanted as he burned the Limited Edition Episode 1 action figure. Somewhere in a galaxy far, far away a voice cried "Meesa think voodoo is doodoo!"
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4It was a compelling argument. "Alright, some probing," they relented, "but just because I respect your authority as a nurse." "Thank you," said the nurse while beginning to probe
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5vermilion leaves. Red his house with a red little window and a red Corvette and everything is red for him and himself and everybody around. Norman's poor vampire brain couldn't
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4caught feelings for me." How... how did he know? It's something I had barely admitted to myself. Looking into his eyes I suddenly didn't care if I got thrown into space jail. Angus
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3buzzily. "Yes, I did," said God, who had been there the whole time, "and I have one more trick to teach you." It turned out to be a lame card trick; Houdini was super disappointed.
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7Life's funny like that. In a way, this whole story was a metaphor for life itself: birth, the trials and tribulations of living, and inescapable inevitability of the grave.
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4suddenly fell to the ground and started growing grotesquely, tearing his clothes away. Standing up the size of an oak tree, zombie grandpa bellowed "Jimmy & Jane, prepare for pain!
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1Outside, agents Davis and McCoy rifled through stacks of legal papers. This was the worst part of their job. "Knock again," said Davis, "the IRS waits for nobody." "Maybe she's not
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7dead. A nearby student thought "this can't be right" but didn't say anything because she didn't want to jeopardize her extra credit. Prof Slash viviscected the screaming alien with
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3down and quickly swung it open. Nothing. 9 autumns later, the events of that week are but a distant memory. I still occasionally hear the word "lady" in the rustling of the leaves.
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1with said nostril infection. 20. Get thrown into a North Korean detainment facility. 21. Make friends with your cellmate, a former journalist named Ji-Hu. 22. Convince Ji-Hu to
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7and became one with the universe. "Push!" said the doctor, "She's crowning!" "My Liz, you can see her? Is she... ?" "A lizard? Yes," the doctor replied, "just like the rest of us."
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4or where he crashes into a pile of toilet. Dusting himself off, Mr. Scuzzy looks up at the destruction he has wrought. Was it worth it? "Nah," he thought, "but I'd do it again."
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3til the cows come home. My gosh, you don't know how to Bermuda Triangle a woman? The plan only works if you can keep Neptune occupied! Let me explain: first, you lift her by the
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0A boy genius, a pilot, a doctor, and me -- which of us should be sacrificed? It was a tough call, but the entire space mission was at stake. Our robot engineer suggested "Why not
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2who doesn't? As the fortnight wore on, the grumbling of the plumbers was matched only by the growling of their stomachs. In the ocean, not a creature was stirring, not even a
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4insulting people left and right; a "fatty" here, a "uggo" there. The townspeople did their best to feign offense at his remarks. "Oh, Amien is such an effective bully! I feel bad!'
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3"Fine," ZAHR replied, "butthole it is."