Finished Folds (41—60)
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3"Wait, mom, you don't remember removing them? You said they were 'too constricting for mechanic work'." Emma agreed it did sound like something she would say. The reassembled truck
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6Which coincidentally was the answer to question 7 on the exam. "Quit your lies!" she hollered. Poor mother came from a generation of sexual repression, I couldn't help but feel
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4but it was too late. Alice was dead. An autumn later the Hatter found himself alone, falling into madness. Wracked with guilt over the events that had transpired that evening, he
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11early, then coasted for the rest of their lives. The Parka Generation, as they became known, lived through the 2020-60's on the nostalgic high of that music festival. Kenny himself
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4brid oil, a last ditch effort to combine the flavor of one oil with the cheapness of the other, proved to be toxic to humans. The whole operation was soon shut down by the FDA.
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2I manufactured a bomb out of probiotic kombucha cultures and threw it at a wall. No effect. I knew there had to be a way to escape this Whole Foods, pomegranates be darned!
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5But I refused. This became known as the "Tea Incident", and is the reason I am no longer invited to parties. Who wrote the rules on tea etiquette anyway? I bet it was some sort of
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6Hansel was on board for this idea, "we really could use the protein!" He opened the oven and helped Gretel shove the old coot in. He then did a bad Gordon Ramsey impression, saying
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3kick at BIG rocks ...the BIGGEST rock! On the plane ride to Nepal, he imagined how proud his bros would be for him. Standing in front of Mt Everest, steel-toed boot on his foot, he
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6Their melodic voices were enough to enchant the entire forest, from the winged kookaburra to the furry capybara. Heck, even a nasty Chupacabra could be tamed by Filch & The Pastor!
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1"Mrs Gordling is seriously freaking me out, Steve!" Megan said with a serious look in her eye, "we need to find an excuse to leave." Steve wanted Megan to like him, so.he went back
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3Sandy's twin sister, Sammy "Scowls" Schnell. By the time she had finished those K10 K9s, they were colder than K2.
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3He ate it. All of it. And he didn't stop there. Philosophers have long debated what would happen if a man ate himself and now we know: he gets about to the elbow and passes out.
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5Tattooed on his freshly bald head were the words "MY NAME IS LLOYD". Lloyd lost as much respect as he had gained that day, having lied about his name for so long. The hair charity
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51987 Main Event: two figures face off in the dance arena. Ronnie in his signature All-American tutu, and Gorbachev, of course, in red. This is it. The Cold War is about to heat up.
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2"Honey," I said, waking up, "I just had the strangest dream!" "Go back to sleep dear," replied Sloth from the Goonies, "my Barack Obama and Saddam Hussein arms need their rest."
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3pad. "Self destruct sequence initiated" a robotic voice squaked over the PSA. In the moments before his death, he reminisced eating campfire roasted rabbit with his mother. "Mom, I
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4getting free. "What is the meaning of all this!" I demanded. My captor smiled, "I carry the black plague, and soon so will you. And then... the world!" "Evil. I knew I smelled a
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2the plumpest nurples." Brent was clearly bent out of the Brent-shaped shape in which he was customarily bent. Nipple-peeping people could be a bit prickly at times, and Brent was
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4butt." You see, the He and She Queens had such an intimate and trusting relationship that such a request was entirely reasonable in this context. "Ok, fine. But this knife in my