Finished Folds (241—260)
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5magic force field of incredible lies, nothing could penetrate that. As the Indian's arrow went through my eye and into my brain I regained my senses. I would have started running
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3on the little ones and get them into my van. They all tasted so delicious and unique, and I wasn't just making myself happy, I was doing my part to end the overpopulation problem.
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2was just doing it for kicks, running around killing for giggles. The prospect horrified the public when rampant speculation on his motives and abilities was on the evening news.
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6podcasting. It seemed people really loved his lowbrow antics, and he even began getting offered movie roles. The whole world began to fall in love with the moron and he would soon
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3keep suing and suing, it's enough to make me want to hire a hit man. Get me Clinton on the phone, I want one of his guys". So the assistant went to work and soon a hit squad was
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3box? I sat there and looked at the box. It was decorated in a very pleasing manner, really made the most out of being a box. The cries coming from inside the splendid box sounded
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3stylish and versatile. I could even wear it in the pool! It really turned my life around, things at work improved, my love life improved... the only drawback was the voices that I
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4Was Tim's long daily use of herculean amounts of LSD finally catching up with him? As he wandered into the quickly shifting technicolor landscape in front of him, his limbs began
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8Those were the last words I heard before the month long binge drinking session that nearly ended my life. But if I tell that part of the story we don't have a happy ending.
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4away from his unhinged attacker, collapsing onto the cold cement sidewalk, the blood gushing from his head and spreading out in front of him. It would be the last thing he'd see.
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2So I wore an adult diaper filled with a soothing jelly over my codpiece. It had the unintended appearance that my pants where full of feces but the minty aroma from the jelly was
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1and performed bizarre rituals to try and summon Lucky The Leprechaun. The brownies helped them break through, and once Lucky appeared, they finally got his lucky charms.
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2So he launched into his 20 minute routine about falling down a lot. This had the crowd roaring with laughter and he was quickly booked for the next week. As he went to the parking
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3to be serviced by a very docile clerk who can take an unrelenting torrent of verbal assault with a smile on their face and asking for more. Why is good help so hard to find?
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4You see, this humble man from Nantucket had a great show he would put on for spectators when he was young and hungry, and word of this show travelled far across the land.
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3that tends to upset the union caulkers, who want to be the only people dispensing caulking all willy nilly. It's a satisfying thing, being a place's main source for a good caulking
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6screamed the fat man as he charged through the police barricading the Krispy Kreme, the police helpless to oppose his onslaught. He made his way to the front glass and smashed it,
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4fear I provoked gave me just the rush I needed to get out of my OCD hell and get on the plane. As the plane took off another one of my neurological disorders started acting up and
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4As they took him away to the asylum he reflected on where things went wrong. He realized it really wasn't a crazy man's world anymore, and he became very sad.
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7deep fried bacon in bacon grease and layered it around a solid brick of bacon. All of this was served on a bed of bacon, topped with a light serving of bacon crumbs, set alight by