Finished Folds (221—240)
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2had him killed, according to the police report. It was a grisly crime and for such frivolous reasons. These were truly two terrible children. While they awaited trial for their
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6was on fire, literally. As he ran around in a panic and completely ignored the firefighters trying to help him he made his way to the center of the street, where a giant gasoline
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2who painted her obscene portrait would soon be arrested so she could commence the vigorous beating she'd arranged. Sandy reasoned that he was a pretty crappy painter anyway, so
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3words hurt. He often accused her of having a sandy vagina which she didn't appreciate at all, especially since he was the one who was making it all sandy with his inconsiderate
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2ashamed about the verbal diarrhea coming out of their mouth. So he went to a judge and had his name legally changed to something that inspired less people to vomit, and that name
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6I don't know, I'm not that kind of clock." He exhaled and then went on, " I'm more like a clock for feelings man, you know, like auras and astrology and stuff dude, like, you know
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0it went off, shooting me in the face and narrowly missing my brain. It was pretty gross and the crowd of spectators that had grown around me shot back in panic and disgust.
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4bulletproof vest. The kids all started listening to Nu-tween dub core music at these massive underground parties that went for 48 hours at a time as everyone was on
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3a mountain at top speed, hitting at such a speed that they were instantly vaporized into a fine mist, and I stopped crying. My faith in karma had been restored.
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1ended with admission of failure. As they went home, full of shame, they couldn't help but weep in jagged sobs over their failure. L Ron would be displeased at their weakness.
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3terror baby aloft, preparing for the ritual sacrifice. As the other cult members gathered around me the baby let out a terrible shriek, which shocked me into slamming it head first
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6dentists, who rushed into the home and wrestled him to the ground. Following them were a cadre of concerned friends, family members, and an intervention leader. His teeth were in
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5still had the energy to go at it like rabid dogs in heat, slobbering all over each others massive rolls of wrinkly skin and flesh that pooled out over the bed like a mound of
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4Air Supply. As the invaders stormed the stadium Air Supply was belting out "All Out Of Love" to packed crowd of teenagers. The troops closed in, making their way to the stage and
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0And the ninjas with jetpacks put a stop to everything, just dead in it's tracks, as they just came out of nowhere, and really, how far can you run from ninjas with jetpacks?
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5had to send in the killer drones and "take care of him". But Neil Armstrong was not so easy to kill, which Houston quickly learned as he piloted the shuttle towards Houston and
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2was fantasizing about a morbidly obese woman that he worked with. It infuriated me, after I'd done all this speed and cheap crappy meth to look like what I thought he wanted, and
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4that he really didn't have any abilities to help her with. He was quickly beaten in hand to hand combat while the fish he had called upon were flopping around dying miles away.
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8The large hands and adams apple where the final straw in the dragon's mind, and he decided to look elsewhere to satisfy his need for distressed damsels. So he flew to a bar on 57th
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5they were completely right, there was a God above whom I'd met in my travels who was out to get each and every one of those losers personally.